For many days we’ve been wondering why the Johnny Gill concert recently held in Nairobi was not for every Dick and Harry. Finally, we have the answer, and surprisingly it’s not because of his genre of music, but the alcohol price tag.  Many Kenyans think we have one month to register for the election, which is actually true only if the...

Available for iPhones, Android and Blackberry Prime Minister Raila Odinga has just released a mobile phone application strategically targeting the tech savvy youthful voters. The campaign app is available on all leading platforms namely: Android, Apple’s ios and Blackberry.  The app has been developed to deliver live news feeds, videos and...

Dear Wife,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were just cleaned17 times it was too late49 times you were too tired20 times it was too hot15 times you pretended to be sleep22...

MATATU STRIKE So apparently Matatus are on strike to make crimeaffordable. Today Kenyans will beforced to use either of the following cars: ToeYota Footsubishi, Shoebaru, Feets, LEGxus, Kneesan, Shoezuki feetara Leg-rover legmborghiny Volkswalking Tourleg Paja erro! walk-swagen heelux ProBoots ishoezu paradishoe (Githurai 45) chevroLEG NB: Na izi...

Kenyatta University’s low-cadre staff, who are servicing loans for land, are gridlocked by directors’ tussle over Sh1 billion profits looted from them. In the meantime, Equity Bank continues to enjoy steady interest fees Three years after Kenya’s independence in 1963, its iconic leader, Mzee Jomo Kenyatta, invoked the powers of his office...

Son of the late internal security minister Prof. George Saitoti, Zachary Saitoti together with a business partner, Jeff Kegeri, last night launched an online fashion magazine dubbed ‘Watch This Space’.  The magazine is under the parent company ‘Cranium Ink’, which was also launched last night. ‘Watch This Space’...

1. If you download anything from the internet and it Fails at 99%  2. If you buy a phone for 20k today and the next day the price drops to 12k 3. You go to the restaurant on your first date, and after eating fish, the bone chocks you! 4. After working for 30 days, you get fired without salary 5. If you take cheat into the exam hall, and cant understand...

Outstandng Kamba Celebs Who have made it Internationally: Lucy Ndumbia (Lucky Dube) Mbuvi Mulei (Bob Marley) Sila Kaloki (Sizla Kalonji) Lilian Waeni(Lil Wayne) Malia Kalee (Mariah Carey) Klisi wa Mbooni (Chris Brown)…..hehehe lol…..  *************************************************************** STRICTLY for KIKUYU LADIES only...

Season of Defections Tis the season of defections. After a hundred and one news reporters and anchors resigned from NTV in favour of their Mombasa Road based rival, one is reported to be going against the current. Jackal news is reporting that Anne Kiguta has resigned from KTN and is headed to NTV. As Kiguta is arriving at the Nation Centre, she...

Season of Defections This is now getting out of hand. NTV’s news anchors James Smart and Smriti Vidyarthi are the latest journalist to resign from the now in trouble Nation Media Group. The sad part is they are all heading to KTN.  None of them has confirmed yet, but multiple sources claim that the two will officially defect any day now....

Chris Brown got into a Twitter WAR yesterday, with some very WHACK comedian lady named Jenny Johnson. The lady has been TORMENTING Chis on Twitter for months. But Chris Brown, being the impulsive DUMMY that he is . . . fell for the bait and WENT IN on her. While trying to defend himself, Chris called the lady a b*tch and a h*e. Then he told...

Toyota Allion Premio – Sh 980,000, Church Tithe – Sh 500,000, Iphone 4s – Sh 70,000, Bash For Pals – Sh 90,000 There have been some murmurs here and there that Tusker Project Fame winner Ruth Matete is broke. Apparently, Ruth spent the entire amount of sh 5 million on the pleasant things of life, in the process not investing...

What started as a collection of the funny Citizen TV’s news headlines, quickly transformed into a mockery of how often the station gives coverage to its owner SK Macharia. Though in an exaggerated manner, tweeps came up with some of the likely headlines during Citizen TV’s news, bringing into life the hash tag #Citizentvbreakingnews. Below...

1.Umoja ni estate,utengano ni setbook. 2.mbio za marathon huishia kwa balcony. 3.cha mlevi huliwa na MUTUTHO. 4.asiyekubali kushindwa,atakuwa….. 5.Ukistaajabu ya musa,hujasikia ya ONYANCHA. 6.mpiga ngumi ukuta ni SONKO. 7.Usipoziba ufa,watu watakuchungulia. 8.mgema akisifiwa mututho huingilia kati. 9.kidole kimoja ni jina ya church ya...

The Manchester City striker Carlos Tevez has been disqualified from driving less than a fortnight after his luxury car was removed from the road by police.Tevez, 28, mimicked driving a vehicle after he scored twice in his team’s Premier League win at home to Aston Villa on 17 November. Two days earlier his Porsche Panamera was impounded in...

Kenya richest man according to Forbes, Naushad Merali, has appointed his son Sameer Merali to the board of tyre manufacturing firm Sameer Africa, in what has been interpreted as a possible succession at the family controlled company. The younger Merali, from whom the company gets its name, has been appointed to replace the late Tom Owuor who passed...

PROGRAMME LINEUP 8 am-N. Anthem 8.05am-Tom n Jerry 8.30am -Tin Tin 9 am -Plot 10 10am -Sinbad 11am -Tahamaki 12-Tarzan 1pm -News 1.30pm -Music Time 2pm-The rich also cry 3pm-The lady Rose 4pm -Dunia Wiki Hii 5pm-Gilette World Sport 6pm-No one but U 7pm-News 7.30 pm -Tausi 8 pm – Escrava Isaura 8.30 pm -WWF 9pm -News 9.30 pm -The Bold n the Beautiful 11.30...

Next time you get stuck in jam, do the following to kill time especially if you are in a matatu. 1) Pick your nose and show your neighbor. Then, while giggling very excitedly, tell them “Its the biggest I have caught this week!” 2) Whistle “Mary had a little lamb!”. Repeat twice while dramatizing. 3) Pretend you are about...

Visiting South African singer Zonke, was on Friday the star attraction at the Tusker Light Concert held at the Arboretum Grounds.  The concert was however under constant threat of shut down, following complains by State House, which is not far from the venue. GSU officers sent by State House threatened to discontinue the concert citing too much noise.  Eddy...

Psy‘s ‘Gangnam Stle’ has become the most-watched video ever on YouTube. The K-Pop star’s hit has racked up a record-breaking 815 million views since it was posted on July 15, 2012. Justin Bieber’s track ‘Baby’, posted in February 2010 has 803 million views. Psy, whose real name is, Park Jae-Sang, has had...