Ken on 29th Nov

For many days we’ve been wondering why the Johnny Gill concert recently held in Nairobi was not for every Dick and Harry. Finally, we have the answer, and surprisingly it’s not because of his genre of music, but the alcohol price tag.  Many Kenyans think we have one month to register for the election, which is actually true only if the...

Ken on 29th Nov

Available for iPhones, Android and Blackberry Prime Minister Raila Odinga has just released a mobile phone application strategically targeting the tech savvy youthful voters. The campaign app is available on all leading platforms namely: Android, Apple’s ios and Blackberry.  The app has been developed to deliver live news feeds, videos and...

Ken on 29th Nov

Dear Wife,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were just cleaned17 times it was too late49 times you were too tired20 times it was too hot15 times you pretended to be sleep22...

Ken on 29th Nov

MATATU STRIKE So apparently Matatus are on strike to make crimeaffordable. Today Kenyans will beforced to use either of the following cars: ToeYota Footsubishi, Shoebaru, Feets, LEGxus, Kneesan, Shoezuki feetara Leg-rover legmborghiny Volkswalking Tourleg Paja erro! walk-swagen heelux ProBoots ishoezu paradishoe (Githurai 45) chevroLEG NB: Na izi...

Ken on 29th Nov

Kenyatta University’s low-cadre staff, who are servicing loans for land, are gridlocked by directors’ tussle over Sh1 billion profits looted from them. In the meantime, Equity Bank continues to enjoy steady interest fees Three years after Kenya’s independence in 1963, its iconic leader, Mzee Jomo Kenyatta, invoked the powers of his office...

Ken on 28th Nov

Son of the late internal security minister Prof. George Saitoti, Zachary Saitoti together with a business partner, Jeff Kegeri, last night launched an online fashion magazine dubbed ‘Watch This Space’.  The magazine is under the parent company ‘Cranium Ink’, which was also launched last night. ‘Watch This Space’...

Ken on 28th Nov

1. If you download anything from the internet and it Fails at 99%  2. If you buy a phone for 20k today and the next day the price drops to 12k 3. You go to the restaurant on your first date, and after eating fish, the bone chocks you! 4. After working for 30 days, you get fired without salary 5. If you take cheat into the exam hall, and cant understand...

Ken on 28th Nov

Outstandng Kamba Celebs Who have made it Internationally: Lucy Ndumbia (Lucky Dube) Mbuvi Mulei (Bob Marley) Sila Kaloki (Sizla Kalonji) Lilian Waeni(Lil Wayne) Malia Kalee (Mariah Carey) Klisi wa Mbooni (Chris Brown)…..hehehe lol…..  *************************************************************** STRICTLY for KIKUYU LADIES only...

Ken on 27th Nov

Season of Defections Tis the season of defections. After a hundred and one news reporters and anchors resigned from NTV in favour of their Mombasa Road based rival, one is reported to be going against the current. Jackal news is reporting that Anne Kiguta has resigned from KTN and is headed to NTV. As Kiguta is arriving at the Nation Centre, she...

Ken on 27th Nov

Season of Defections This is now getting out of hand. NTV’s news anchors James Smart and Smriti Vidyarthi are the latest journalist to resign from the now in trouble Nation Media Group. The sad part is they are all heading to KTN.  None of them has confirmed yet, but multiple sources claim that the two will officially defect any day now....