Kalonzo Set To Be Raila’s Running Mate
Kalonzo’s Best Friend Says The Two Will Be Together It is emerging that Vice President Kalonzo Musyoka may become Prime Minister Raila Odinga’s running
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My Husband Beats Me Every time Manchester United Loses
Hello, I am contemplating divorce because I do not think I can go on with this marriage. I got married 4 years ago and
The Most Stupid Lawyer Questions.
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. ______________________________ _______ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in
October 24, 2012
Barcelona Defender Steals Wallet Containing Sh 25,000
“Montoya told me that I was only a taxi driver and that he was a footballer” Barcelona defender Martin Montoya has been reported to
This Nairobi Woman!! NKT
“The Nairobi woman does not need to see the size of your wallet to know if you are loving and caring enough to be
October 23, 2012
Very Funny Questions From KCSE 2012
Below are some of the best unedited tweets from the hashtag #KCSE2012, that was trending whole day yesterday History:Who are the original speakers of
October 23, 2012
Mzalendo Kibunjia Finds Used Straw In His Fanta Soda
More Fanta… Less Serious The chairperson of the National Cohesion and Integration Commission Mzalendo Kibunjia is threatening to sue the Coca Cola company after
Judge Ian: Uhuru And Ruto Should Not Vie
… Yes,I have said it. Bite me! No-nonsense Tusker Project Fame judge, Ian Mbugua has added his voice on the controversial Hague-election matter. In
October 23, 2012
Mike Sonko To Join ODM
Season of Defections Makadara MP Mike Sonko has refused to deny reports by section of the media that he met Prime Minister Raila Odinga
Caroline Mutoko Has A Crush
“..maybe she was never meant to be mine.. ” Mutoko I need about 2 hours to recover…… she wasn’t there – I was too
October 22, 2012
James Bond Finally Comes To Kenya
Movie Premieres This Weekend The 23rd James Bond movie, SKYFALL, is set to premiere in Kenya this Friday, October 26th, making Kenya the first
October 22, 2012
Citizen TV’s Kirigo Ng’arua Facebook Impersonator Arrested
Identity Thief Arrested Citizen TV’s news anchor Kirigo Ng’arua has been the latest victim of social media identity theft. David Kitheka Mutua, an IT
October 22, 2012
Luo English Vs Ordinary English
LUO ENGLISH and Ordinary English Go Head To Head ORDINARY ENGLISH: Peoplewho live in glasshouses should not throwstones. LUO ENGLISH : Individualswho make their
Hilarious De-mystification of Global Economics
GLOBAL ECONOMICS DE-MYSTIFIED SOCIALISM:You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives
October 22, 2012
Shebesh Becomes Uhuru’s ‘Right Hand Man’
Shebesh Joins Uhuru’s Inner Circle For the few weeks nominated mp Rachel Shebesh has been in TNA, she has won the trust of Deputy
Sergeant-at-arms ‘Slapped’ By Sonko Suspended
Sergeant-at-arms Reportedly Asked For A Bribe Harun Omon Okal, the Sergeant-at-arms allegedly assaulted by Mike Sonko has been suspended for two weeks. It had
5 Things American Movies Teach Us
5 things American Movies Teach Us: 1. Chinese Have Nothing Better To Do Than Teaching Or Practice Kung Fu. 2. More Than 50% Of
October 21, 2012
Coming Soon: Kenya’s Version of Keeping Up With The Kardashians
Meet The Konstantaras If you follow the Kardashians on their reality show ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ , then you’ll be pleased to know
October 21, 2012
Billionaire Winners Chapel Pastor Accused of Exploiting Worshipers
A church run by a controversial multi-millionaire African preacher has been accused of ‘cynical exploitation’ after its British branch received £16.7 million in donations from
Nancy Baraza To Be Paid Sh 200 Million For Resigning
Baraza’s Sh 200 Million ‘Send Off ‘ Package Yesterday, suspended Deputy Chief Justice Nancy Baraza resigned as the Deputy Chief Justice and the Vice