5 Things American Movies Teach Us

1. Chinese Have Nothing Better To Do Than Teaching Or Practice Kung Fu.

2. More Than 50% Of U.S. Population Are FBI/CIA Agents, Working Undercover.

3. The Purpose Of School System Of U.S. Is To Promote Basketball / Baseball.

4. Aliens Have Special Interest In Attacking U.S.

5. U.S. Is A Place Where You Can Meet All Mythical Creatures Like Werewolves and Vampires.

5 things Indian Movies Teach Us:

1. At Least One Of The Identical Twins Is Born Evil.

2. While Defusing A Bomb, Do Not Worry, Whichever Wire You Cut… You “Always Choose The Right One”.

3. A Hero Will Show No Pain, While Getting Beaten Up; But Will Show Pain When A Girl Cleans Up His Wound.

4. A Detective Can Solve A Case Only When He Is Suspended From Duty.

*The Most Hilarious*

5. If You Decide To Start Dancing On The Street, Everyone You Meet Will Know The Steps.