Humour - Page 209

Google: I know everything. Facebook: I know everyone. Internet: Without me, you’re nothing. . . . . . . Electricity: Keep talking fools. ************************************************

Prof. of Algebra: a “KISS” is infinity, because it is two divided by nothing (not zero). Prof. of Geometry: a “KISS” is the shortest

Tumulike TABIA ZA USHAMBA SASA. 1. Ka ukiwatch game ya Futa ni lazima upunguze volume ya TV ndo uwashe Radio uskie nayo, wee ni

A family was supposed to stay the night at a hotel, but there was a screw-up with the rooms, so Grandpa had to sleep

I’ve often been terribly disappointed by the tourist guidebooks written about Kenya. Most of the time they tell you stuff you already know, like

Today we look at how to fix a computer running on one of the three main operating systems, Windows, Mac OS and Linux. Then,

Conda: haya haya pesa kwa mkono… Kibaki: wee kodaakta ni peesa gaapi, nashuuka haapo haapo beere… Conda: finje… Kibaki: mavi ya kuuku, buure kabisa!

Girlfriend giving house directions to her Boyfriend. “Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me, Look for flat 9A, You’ll

Dear Waiyaki way,  How is life treating you? Its been a while now. I hear you have endless potholes. I also hear that you

MESSAGE TO BOB COLLYMORE…… Your predecessor, MICHAEL JOSEPH, was a hard-working, serious, innovative and visionary C.E.O who made huge strides in the Mobile Industry

Negotiations TNA/ URP/ WIPER: Uhuru: Lets start this meeting by pledging votes that we can deliverRuto: SawaKalonzo: Fiti Uhuru: I can deliver 4.2M Million