Raila’s Love Letter To Kalonzo… How Kalonzo Entered The Box

December 5, 2012
Dear Syoks,

** “P D N F’— please do no fold

Roll down to you sweetie pie Babe!

wassapangalaz!!! Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why! this miraculous thing happened is because papie I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous guy. papie please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat come ODM soonest.

To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalysis goes in reverse gear. My medular-oblandata also stops functioning. 2013 me u papie

Crazy crazy crazy you! may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand. That’s why I need to see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off hear because I still haven’t finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you pa- later. Sleep tight and don’t let those bed bugs ever bite you coz you are too sweet a thing for them.

Yourz Ever,
Sugar honeypie Rao.

*Tribalism is that foolish feeling that makes you hate people you dont even know.

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