A family was supposed to stay the night at a hotel, but there was a screw-up with the rooms, so Grandpa had to sleep in the same bed as the 15-year-old grandson.
In the middle of the night Grandpa woke up and shouted, ‘Quick! Get me a woman,fast!’
The grandson moaned, ‘Please,Grandpa,calm down. First, it’s three o’clock in the morning,and you’ll never find a woman at this hour.Second,you’re 82 years old and third, that’s MY d*ck you’re holding….Not yours.
