How Facebook Silenced Google, Then Got Silenced (Hilarious)

Google: I know everything.

Facebook: I know everyone.

Internet: Without me, you’re
nothing.
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Electricity: Keep talking
fools.

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The pastor announces, “If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left.” All the men in the church moved to left except one.

The pastor was amused & asked, “How come your wife can’t control you?”

The man quietly replies, “Pastor, it’s my wife who told me not to move.”

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TRUE STORY: BEST DIRECTIONS ADVICE TO A GIRLFRIEND’S HOUSE
Girlfriend giving house directions to her
Boyfriend.
“Come to the front gate of my apartment
where you drop me,
Look for flat 9A,
You’ll find a lift on your right.
Hit 9 with
your ELBOW.
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Get out of the lift you’ll find my flaton the
left.
Hit the doorbell with your ELBOW&I ll get
the door for you”
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Boyfriend says: That seems easy but why
am I hitting buttons with my elbows?
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Girlfriend: “0MG! Are you coming empty
handed?”
Boyfriend : Spechless 😮 -_-