Humour - Page 206

Kama dame wako hurave kukuliko……ASHANA NAYE Kama simu yake ina line mob……ASHANA NAYE Kama anakushow ‘Baibe am broke nitumie 2k kwa m-pesa …..ASHANA NAYE Kama anapoa

1] You always win an argument quickly. 2] You are explaining something to your friends and they are looking at another direction. 3] Any

MUDAVADI Updates:“I wish I knew” Uhuru,Ruto,Bala­la and 467 othergovernors and senators LIKE this. UHURU:Hehehe,told ya! *Ruto and 185 othersLIKE this* RUTO:@Uhuru,hehehe,y ­ou guy! MUDAVADI:@Ruto,whats

Babies born in Kisumu this week,here are their names. 1. Server Omondi. 2. Transmission Okore. 3. Stronghold Muma Oteko. 4. Gubernatora Akello. 5. I.E.B.C

BBC REPORTER :President MUGABE, how do you feel about the fact that a white man was the first man on the moon?” ZUMA: “you

FATHER: Son, did U receive a text confirming your K.C.S.E results. SON: Yes Dad, I got it last week. FATHER: Ooh that’s good why

Maybe it missed a few stuff, but this is how Kibaki’s Statehouse clearance form probably looks like. It is rumoured that it kept him

Our man Dida has finally won an Oscar, for his work in Didactator and Djida Unchained. Arsene Wenger has on the other hand confessed

HOW TO BE A GOOD ‘KENYAN’ LADY! Jua kutembea.. Vizuri si kutembea kama LIKOBEE ule wa ile kipindi iliwa inaitwa VITUKO ya KBC ama

1. Ukimkosea u apologise. Akikukosea u still apologise..nkt!! 2. She hangs out with her galfriends kwa uptown joints ameitisha juice glass moja ya 100

Her eye shadow overshadows her eyes. She carries Nitalala Wapi (vey big handbag) She studied in Sri lanka but came back with an American

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says,

WHEN A NAIROBIAN VISITS MOMBASA. 1) All the swahili you learnt in school was just theory . When you land in coast, you start