Dear Mutahi, are u and paul the octopus related
Will Ole Kiyapi concede before TOOTHati pm?
Will the president elect change our national anthem to include Ruto? As in ….undugu,Ruto na Uhuru
#DearMutahi The phrase “The writing is on the wall”. It was Waititu,wasn’t it?”
#DearMutahi does Yao Ming know Kenyan politicians and musicians are claiming to be his parents??””
Oh great prophet, what are our chances against Bayern, on a scale of 1-10 #DearMutahi
#DearMutahi tyranny of Martha’s? >>”am Martha, a Martha,and recently a Grand Martha’
#DearMutahi how many crocodiles are there in kenya … Tyranny Of Mambas”
#DearMutahi Kabando wa Kabando has stopped playing with his phone. Has he run out of internet bando’s?”
#DearMutahi will #Uganda ever have a new President?
#DearMutahi what did the man from kasarani actually see, ndrama or findio
#DearMutahi, Gor Mahia play Sofapaka this afternoon. Your provisional results please.
#DearMutahi what will Uhuru mean when he sings the anthem “Bless this MY LAND and nation?”
#DearMutahi Safaricom just stole my credit, is that Tyranny of Bambas?”
#DearMutahi: Tyranny of numbers as regards my bank account, any word on that?
#Dearmutahi when is the iphone 5s coming out?”
#Dearmutahi does she love me
#DearMutahi If Kantai can tie a tie, why can’t I tie and untie a tie?”
#DearMutahi safcom can’t complete the number as dialled..could it be part of the sanctions?”
#Dearmutahi If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
#DearMutahi, Lulu Hassan called me mpenzi mtazamaji…does she really mean it??
#DearMutahi Ntimama is a man and Dibaba a woman.is this the tyranny of names?
#Dearmutahi; what time am I likely to leave this couch and take a shower?
#DearMutahi now that Shebesh won, Esther Passaris anasikia weavu??
#DearMutahi did Onana finally tell Rihanna what her name is?
#Dear Mutahi do Janet Mbugua and I have a future or i just Stop watching Citizen T.V.
#DearMutahi when you buy a new range rover what are chances of finding Gumo on driver’s seat”
#DearMutahi If they impose sanctions,does it mean Capital FM presenters will drop the American accents?”
#DearMutahi Do Dexter’s parents know he has a laboratory under their house? Who gets the power bill?
#DearMutahi Who bit the apple in the Apple logo?”
#Dearmutahi if francis atwoli was a presidential candidate, would he have won it in
#DearMutahi is miguna miguna your uninteligent twin
#DearMutahi exactly how long does a small meeting at #IEBC take ?
#DearMutahi nani aliwaona wahenga wakinena ?
#DearMutahi why does Victoria Rubadiri pretend not to know me when she’s on air?
#DearMutahi Is plastic money for ghetto people?
#DearMutahi Can that Dendai really give you a gudu one??
#DearMutahi who owns that land that is between a rock and a hard place ?
#DearMutahi When will GBS stop selling phones n get serious
#dearmutahi in a scale of 1 to 10 what are my chances of banging mirfat-musa??I do fencing too lol
#DearMutahi when will Uhuru become Mzee Uhuru Kenyatta?
#DearMutahi Can we now find out which song Samsung?
Tired of finding Nimo #Dearmutahi where is she?
#DearMutahi do think Larry Madowo and Alai are God’s sanctions to kenya?
#DearMutahi does Uhuru own the homeland
#DearMutahi Dr Wanjiru has 2 shops are they called BISHOPs…???
#Dear mutahi,is it safe to swallow my pride bcoz it realy big and am scared
#DearMutahi Did that IEBC virus plagiarize your Tyranny of Numbers theory?
#DearMutahi how big was that silver spoon in Uhuru’s mouth when he was born?
#DearMutahi Tunawes wait?
#Dearmutahi Is the couch potato also sold at KFC?
#DearMutahi do you think Paul muite will replace Mohamed Ali in Jicho pevu?
#DearMutahi If it wasn’t Shaggy,then who was it?
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