BBC REPORTER :President MUGABE, how do you feel about the fact
that a white man was the first man on the moon?”
ZUMA: “you whites think you are cleva, a black man will be the first man on the SUN!”
BBC REPORTER: BUT MUGABE, that is rediculous, you will
burn to death…”
MUGABE: ” Hai, shut up…we will go at night
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DAD: What’s 10 plus 10?
Jerry: I don’t know.
DAD: Idiot! You can’t answer such a cheap sum…Your stupidity will kill you.
Jerry: Daddy, if you saw a 1000 note cheque and a 500 cheque note which would you pick?
DAD: 1000 of course
Jerry: Idiot! Can’t you pick both? Poverty will kill you.
