Reports indicate that K24, has launched a merciless, heartless and devastating attack on Citizen TV. According to Jackal News, the station owned by Uhuru Kenyatta, has poached not less than 10 news anchors and reporters from Citizen TV and another 5 from KTN.Those set to leave Citizen TV include:Belinda OburaTom MboyaTorome TirikeGeoffrey WachiraFranklin...
Long time ago, Kikuyu prophet Mugo wa Kibiru prophesied that the fall of a giant Mugumo tree in Thika would symbolize the end of European rule in Kenya. When the British Colonial government learnt of the prophesy, they built an iron ring around it to prevent it from falling. In 1963 however, the tree split and fell in two stages. That same year, Kenya...
Today is the first day of February 2013. The new year is now one month old, and before we know it will be over. The past month has seen an increase in online fun activity, as was witnessed by the increased number of funny Photoshopped pictures. Below is a collection of the best of January. © nairobiwire.com ...
She is the most famous face on Kenyan TV, but very little is known about her personal life. Okay, we know she’s the daughter-in-law of billionaire Samuel Gichuru and that she together with her husband owns the online shop, mimi.co.ke. Now, we may have just seen how her new house looks like, though she’s yet to move in. Below are pics as...
1. Ukifanya order, unaturia, usishide umekubusha waiter, yeye ni mutu mzima anakubuka. 2. Ukirewa urewe peke yako, usianze kuiba nyibo za Kigooco huku. Ukitaka kuiba eda crusade. 3. Huku hakuna dance floor. Kwa hivo usika dance huku, hii ni bar, sio carnivorous (Carnivore) 4. Urinal ziko. Kukonjoa ni sawa. Ukitakahanja kubwa,mariza fobe yako uede...
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When Kenyans decide to make us laugh, they really do. This picture has been doing rounds since yesterday. It was surely done by a Corded person, as it shows Raila and Kalonzo ferrying their belongings to Statehouse. The date is 6th March; immediately after the elections. Lets wait and see if we’ll have another one showing Uhuru and Ruto. ...
It is stylish and gigantic, capable of covering an entire side of most living rooms in Kenyan homes. But with a price tag of Sh1.8 million, the newest television set in Kenya does not come cheap. Home appliances dealer LG touched off a heated online debate on Tuesday when it advertised what it billed as the world’s...
1. Marijuana is a drug but to Kikuyus, it also means ‘They know each other’ 2. The Hobbit is a movie but to the Kambas, it is a chewing gum 3. Federer is a tennis player but to Kikuyus, it also means Flag 4. Yana is a tyre brand but to Kambas its Yesterday. 5. Ukali means Harshness but to Luhyas is food {ugali} 6. Sota is being broke...
Finance Minister Tendai Biti AFTER paying public workers’ salaries last week, the balance in cash-strapped Zimbabwe’s government public account stood at just $217, Finance Minister Tendai Biti said on Tuesday. “Last week, when we paid civil servants there was $217 (left) in government coffers,” Mr Biti told journalists...
Prime minister Raila Odinga has agreed to meet suspected fake top cop Joshua Waiganjo. In a rally at Uhuru Park yesterday, Raila told CORD supporters that the meeting will help uncover the rot in the police force. “Waiganjo says he wants to meet me, and I will meet him so that I can know where the truth is. This is because there is rot in the...
Nairobi Senator candidate Margaret Wanjiru last night appeared on Citizen TV, where she had her chance to reply to Mike Sonko, who was hosted on same station last week. The former Starehe legislator first of all gave an account of how she missed out on ODM’s governor ticket. She claimed there was a lot of conspiracy, at the highest level in...
The now famous ‘fake’ police, Joshua Waiganjo, has come out to deny being a fake. The former police reservist gave an exclusive interview to NTV journalist Larry Madowo yesterday, where he claimed to have information that may be reason why he’s been hunted down. Former police commissioner Mathew Iteeere is on record saying he has...
This is probably the funniest radio interview you‘ll ever hear. A Kass FM journalist was interviewing an athlete after the Kass FM international marathon. The little known runner identified himself as Charles, with a not so clear second name. Throughout the interview, the runner goes ahead to explain how he won, but the language is anything...
Mario Balotelli has had a few controversial scrapes during his time in the Premier League – but he has never stooped as low as this Manchester United supporter. These photos, reportedly taken on Sunday night, show a United fan peeing on the City striker’s car while the 22-year-old was out eating a meal with friends. The incident happened...
Manchester United this week became the first football club to be valued at over $3 billion by Forbes. Below are the sponsors who have contributed to this. AON Principal sponsor of Manchester United – £20m a year DHL Official logistics partner of Manchester United – £10m NIKE Official kit supplier of Manchester United – £25.4m CHEVROLET...
By Kenyans on Twitter Calculate the number of times #Waititu says first and foremost in an interview Who died for our sins »»»Jexux” The people of Odhaya __________________ Mary Wamboi A) Erected B) Elected Calculate the number of times sonko told “maggie” n “belinda”,”I love u. For 20 marks, explain why son...
Reports by a local paper indicate that Ferdinand Waititu may have been offered an amount equivalent to Sh 500 million, to step down for Jimnah Mbaru in the just concluded party nominations. The Star newspaper in its Corridors of Power section, hints at this possibility, but fail to give any name. The man they claim was offered that amount, had apparently...
The best political satire show in Kenya XYZ is back for another season, its seventh. It is airing every Sunday on NTV starting from 7:30 PM.Despite his departure from the Kenyan media scene, Jeff Koinange returns to the show as Keff Joinange and so does Robert Nagila as Nobert Nagirrrrrrr.On its first episode, the show main cast of Uhuru Kenyatta,...