Ken on 31st Jan

Reports indicate that K24, has launched a merciless, heartless and devastating attack on Citizen TV. According to Jackal News, the station owned by Uhuru Kenyatta, has poached not less than 10 news anchors and reporters from Citizen TV and another 5 from KTN.Those set to leave Citizen TV include:Belinda OburaTom MboyaTorome TirikeGeoffrey WachiraFranklin...

Ken on 31st Jan

Long time ago, Kikuyu prophet Mugo wa Kibiru prophesied that the fall of a giant Mugumo tree in Thika would symbolize the end of European rule in Kenya. When the British Colonial government learnt of the prophesy, they built an iron ring around it to prevent it from falling. In 1963 however, the tree split and fell in two stages. That same year, Kenya...

Ken on 31st Jan

Today is the first day of February 2013. The new year is now one month old, and before we know it will be over. The past month has seen an increase in online fun activity, as was witnessed by the increased number of funny Photoshopped pictures. Below is a collection of the best of January. © nairobiwire.com ...

Ken on 31st Jan

She is the most famous face on Kenyan TV, but very little is known about her personal life. Okay, we know she’s the daughter-in-law of billionaire Samuel Gichuru and that she together with her husband owns the online shop, mimi.co.ke. Now, we may have just seen how her new house looks like, though she’s yet to move in. Below are pics as...

Ken on 31st Jan

1. Ukifanya order, unaturia, usishide umekubusha waiter, yeye ni mutu mzima anakubuka. 2. Ukirewa urewe peke yako, usianze kuiba nyibo za Kigooco huku. Ukitaka kuiba eda crusade. 3. Huku hakuna dance floor. Kwa hivo usika dance huku, hii ni bar, sio carnivorous (Carnivore) 4. Urinal ziko. Kukonjoa ni sawa. Ukitakahanja kubwa,mariza fobe yako uede...

Ken on 30th Jan

Dear Janet Mbugua…. I have attempted to suppress my feelings since Monday 9PM but that effort has been subjected to futility. Yawaa I comprehend that just like lilian muli, u r also matrimonially abducted & as such, I should mutilate any hopes of pursuing your affection. Nevertheless my corneas still detect and appreciate that both of...

Ken on 30th Jan

When Kenyans decide to make us laugh, they really do. This picture has been doing rounds since yesterday. It was surely done by a Corded person, as it shows Raila and Kalonzo ferrying their belongings to Statehouse. The date is 6th March; immediately after the elections.  Lets wait and see if we’ll have another one showing Uhuru and Ruto.  ...

Ken on 30th Jan

It is stylish and gigantic, capable of covering an entire side of most living rooms in Kenyan homes. But with a price tag of Sh1.8 million, the newest television set in Kenya does not come cheap. Home appliances dealer LG touched off a heated online debate on Tuesday when it advertised what it billed as the world’s...

Ken on 30th Jan

1. Marijuana is a drug but to Kikuyus, it also means ‘They know each other’ 2. The Hobbit is a movie but to the Kambas, it is a chewing gum 3. Federer is a tennis player but to Kikuyus, it also means Flag 4. Yana is a tyre brand but to Kambas its Yesterday. 5. Ukali means Harshness but to Luhyas is food {ugali} 6. Sota is being broke...

Ken on 30th Jan

Finance Minister Tendai Biti AFTER paying public workers’ salaries last week, the balance in cash-strapped Zimbabwe’s government public account stood at just $217, Finance Minister Tendai Biti said on Tuesday. “Last week, when we paid civil servants there was $217 (left) in government coffers,” Mr Biti told journalists...