Ken on 14th Oct

HOW TO KNOW YOU ARE CURSED 1. When you fail Only maths and English in exam.. 2. If you have worked in a company for     25 years without promotion 3. If you are an arsenal Fan/Liverpool/………………………. 4. Even after photo-shopping ur pic     you still look ugly 5. When u rape a military man’s...

Ken on 11th Oct

Thanks God Its Friday Again.. You may want to try out Kenya’s Gangnam style later in the evening, after enjoying your day guided by this new timetable… Below are some of the trending pictures this week. ...

Ken on 27th Sep

For the past few days, there has been a lively discussion on how Kikuyu men introduce their wives to their friends. What stands out in most of the ‘introduction’ is their wittiness. The following are some of the funniest introductions adapted from both Facebook and Twitter.  The English equivalent may not be as funny. Niwakiona haria...

Ken on 26th Sep

Will You Have A Phone After Sunday..? This Sunday (30th Sept), close to a million mobile phone in Kenya will be switched off. Recently, we gave you 10 simple tests to which your phone must pass, for it to qualify being in the genuine category. It is now emerging that there are more tests you must take for you to rest assured that your phone will...

Ken on 25th Sep

Dear Bill Gates, 1. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the “Shut Down” button. 3. There is a button “Start” but there is no “Stop” button. We request you to check this. 4. We find there is “Run”...

Ken on 21st Sep

Vie Baby Vie.. When Miguna Miguna made the shocking announcement that he will be vying for Nairobi Governor seat, Kenyans took to social media to express their shock. The tweets and status updates soon became ridicule and most of them were funny to read. Here is a collection of some of the best. Miguna Miguna takes on Nairobi Nairobi  Miguna...

Ken on 19th Sep

The government will be switching off fake (read china) mobile phones at the end of this month. People who suspect to be owning such gadgets have been advised to send an sms containing their IMEI number to 1555. To do this, just dial *#06#, and a 15 digit number will appear. Write it somewhere and send it to 1555. If your phone is original, you will...

Ken on 18th Sep

Yesterday, another Kenyan trend was shaking twitter. Kenyans on Twitter were giving hilarious views on how to know she is a Nairobian.  The following are some of them. ************************************************************ If she stops at a Tv selling shop in luthuli rd. 2 watch news at 1. she asks for a sandal from mr price and when shes...

Ken on 14th Sep

This week, social media witnessed reduced activity despite the multiple crisis in our country at the moment. Unlike other weeks, Photoshop was not put into practice much. However, there were still a few very hilarious pictures doing rounds and the following are some of them. Sure you’re drawing whats on paper? Why the...

Ken on 10th Sep

CITIZEN TV: Hello, am i speaking to Otiende Openda?……OTIENDE: In the event that u want to secure my audience, Please predecease the names Otiende Openda with the prefix Engineer…CITIZEN TV: we received your SMS at tazama chapa and we…. OTIENDE: Yes, I radiate an apologetic tone for bombarding your systems with an avalanche...

Ken on 07th Sep

Rongai MP Lucas Kigen is being accused of abandoning his constituents which, it is said, is why roads are in poor state. Recently, residents demonstrated and blocked a section of the road they claimed was impassable.  Complaining their farm produce was going to waste, they lamented the MP has gone underground and has not addressed the burning issue...

Ken on 23rd Aug

This week like every other week, social media was on fire. The greatest news was the failure by Manchester United signing Van Persie to make an impact during their Monday night shocking loss to Everton. The Dutch was the undisputed king of memes this week. Here are some of the most interesting pics this week.  © nairobiwire.com ...

Ken on 17th Aug

The following are some pictures from social media this week. Dj Moz   © nairobiwire.com ...

Ken on 15th Aug

Kibaki met with the Queen of England. He asked her,”Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there… any tips you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria” “Well,” said the Queen,”the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people. “Kibaki frowned, and then asked,”But...

Ken on 13th Aug

A jua kali artisan from Murang’a County recently used a dozen pair of underpants of different colours and sizes to get his wife rushing back to his house after she had ran away.   The wife had sought refuge at her parents home more than a month earlier after rumours that her husband was unfaithful, leaving behind a young child aged two and a half...

Ken on 09th Aug

How to spot a Kenyan humour lifted from twitter.  Steps aside instead of resigning Goes to a restaurant and orders ‘nipee kama ya ule’ He always disses a vitz but does not even own a bicycle. Anaanza kutafuna mifupa za kuku nyama ikiisha Every strike has to have the song “Mapambano mapambano”, and the “Haki yetu”...

Ken on 31st Jul

I was asleep snoring ng’rrorrr ng’rrorrr.The chicken shouted 3 times.I opened 1 eye & left the other to sleep a bit.I was wishing i had slept with my uniforms putted on but i realized if wishes were chickens beggars wld be laying eggs.I woke up …with only 1 eye openn & i was looking where the pramastof was put,i wash my...

Ken on 26th Jul

What started as a simple demonstration of how she positioned her mouth while faking illness for one Pastor Michael Njoroge has turned out to be the key selling point on the internet this week. Esther Mwende’s creative manipulation of her mouth in a manner that deceived the entire congregation, has given masters of Photoshop an opportunity to...

Ken on 23rd Jul

By Charles Ngeno There was drama at a primary school in Narok South District when a deputy headmaster thrashed a parent and his son. The teacher, who is described by the students as a strict disciplinarian, is reported to have caned a Standard One pupil a day after warning pupils not to report to school late. That morning the teacher arrived early...

Ken on 17th Jul

Come Baby Come is the most remembered phrase from the much publicized Miguna Miguna book launch. For some time now, it has been trending on social media. Miguna used the catchy sentence to invite anyone who was interested in suing him. The former Raila adviser has since allegedly ‘fled’ the country and that has been a subject of various...