Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.” “That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!” “That’s...
If you missed Tujuane last week, then you’re probably wondering what everyone is talking about. Here’s a breakdown. George is a Director of Photography, Mirfat is a production assistant at Imagine Pictures. Her full name is Mirfat Musa and how did she get on Tujuane? She applied; something you do if you love adventure, or have seriously...
[Photo|Mutua Matheka] Gospel artist Kambua has opened up about an accident she had as a child. In a blog post published last week, the singer narrates how she suffered third degree burns and was admitted to hospital for 3 months. She says that the doctors suggested she goes for plastic surgery, but God had other plans.Here is the entire blog...
Nairobi gubernatorial candidate Ferdinand Waititu and his party mate and Senate candidate Mike Sonko were on Friday night booed off stage at the Esagasaga Night held at Carnivore. The two had joined the Kisii community at the popular restaurant to solicit their support, but was in for a rude shock. Waititu arrived at around midnight alongside his...
Recently, popular radio presenter Kalekye Mumo, cut off her treasured dreadlocks sparking speculations as to what was going on in her life. Well, a little bird tells us that the prolific radio presenter has found love (or something close to it). Grapevine has it Kalekye and gospel deejay DJ Sadic have been warming up to a friendship and the...
The Harlem Shake frenzy, is the baddest thing in the world right now, after dethroning Gangnam Style. Thousands of Harlem Shake videos have been made and uploaded on YouTube. The original Harlem Shake was introduced in 1981, by a resident of Harlem in the US. It went viral in the neighborhood, but soon ‘died’. Then in 2001, G.Dep featured...
NOT TRIBALISM BUT GREED.The reason why Kenyans fought in 2008 is not tribalism. it was uncontrolled greed for power, land, money, and greed to be attached to government resources through favoritism. And tribalism was evidently the best tool to accomplish these. Again the real issue is not tribalism, it is greed. Tribalism was used as the battle...
1. After dating for like 6months or more, ask him if he knows ur birthday. If he does, he is attentive and sensitive. Keep dating him. 2. When he acts kiddish when u say no to sex until maybe after 4 months he is a real man; he aint getting it anywhere else but he can. So, dont use sex as a weapon: give him the best sex ever he will never think...
WHEN A NAIROBIAN VISITS MOMBASA. 1) All the swahili you learnt in school was just theory . When you land in coast, you start the practicals. 2) Niaje .. . is NOT an acceptable greeting. You say Niaje to someone and they gaze at you like they just caught you staring at virgin Mary ‘s jugs! 3) Remember when your swahili teacher said those funny...
You sit Next to a cute girl in a bus, you offer to pay for her fare, then ask for her number, only for her to tell you, ‘sorry I don’t share my number to strangers’ === You divorced your wife only to find that she got married to your neighbour next door.. === when you notice someone’s zip is open., and you dont know how to...
One of the most ignored part of today’s Ipsos poll is the fact that Abduba Dida has overtaken James ole Kiyiapi, to stand at number 6.The ARC presidential candidate’s support stands at 0.2% against ole Kiyiapi’s 0.1%. This will however not mean much on March 4th, considering the leading candidate’s support is 450 times that....
Ipsos Synovate has just released an opinion poll on the state of Nairobi politics. From the poll, candidates leading in the various positions are almost assured of victory in the March 4th elections.Mike Sonko should now be certain of being the city’s first senator, as his lead is now surely unassailable. 62% of those polled said they will vote...
This 50 little known facts about Uhuru Kenyatta were compiled by Team Uhuru on October 26, 2011 to mark his 50th birthday. He was conceived in Samburu He was born in Nairobi He is left handed He worked for KCB at Kipande House He earned 600/- while working for KCB History was his favorite subject in High School Played on the wing for St Mary’s School...
Jose the witnesser is still riding high on his viral TV interview. The ‘ni kama ndrama, ni kama vindeo’ guy has since given several interviews, but his first is what people love… so much that a song has been made entirely from it. Listen to the full version of the song HERE, or watch the YouTube version below. © nairobiwire.com ...
Once again, this week was all about the ‘Faiba wakamba’s’. I don’t know why but they keep haunting Kenya’s online community. When Raila says you can’t run a government via Skype, they’re there. When Arsene Wenger is checking his watch to find out how much more they’ll concede, they’re there. When...
On Wednesday, The Business Insider published a report by Arthur Orkum, titled ‘2013 Misery Index’. It is a crude economic measure that sums a country’s unemployment and inflation rates to assess conditions on the ground. It included a total of 197 countries, and Kenya emerged as the 13th most miserable country in the world. This...
Disturbing pictures believed to be of popular luo artist Atomy Sifa have emerged. Atomy, who was once very dark skinned now has the exact opposite; a very light skin. It is not clear whether the transformation is ‘body-wide‘, or whether it‘s only the visible parts. Atomy sifa is known for his songs, Emmah Atoti Super, Obama and Awino...
With less than 2 weeks to the elections, presidential campaigns have gone hi tech. Jubilee coalition recently launched an android app, but for some reasons failed to publish it on Google Play until yesterday. ‘UhuRuto 2013’ is a simple application that will fetch syndicated content (RSS) from the site www.uhuruto2013.com. This will include...