You sit Next to a cute girl in a bus, you offer to pay for her fare, then ask for her number, only for her to tell you, ‘sorry I don’t share my number to strangers’
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You divorced your wife only to find that she got married to your neighbour next door..
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when you notice someone’s zip is open., and you dont know how to tell them cos you have no reason to look there
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when you wave back, just to realise that the person was waving at someone else
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when you are with a friend, you step aside to fart, only for them to follow you
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when you think that every place you go smells shit, only to realise its you who stepped on shit..
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when you have an erection in front of your audience..
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when you are watching a movie with your parents, and the actors start fucking, you try to press >Next>> button with remote only to find there are no batteries….
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you tell someone “bye”, then you start walking the same direction
