Here are the biggest stories on the internet this Thursday.
Political Genius? Why Uhuru Has Lost Zero Votes by Insulting Joho Yet Gained More Respect
Kenyatta University Student Charged With Raping 17-Year-Old First Year Student
Bhang Researcher to Appear Before Parliamentary Committee to Defend Decriminalization Proposal
Apple could kill almost 200,000 apps with iOS 11
Donald Trump’s tweet about Snoop Dogg may be his weirdest 140 characters so far
Volvo’s Tesla killer to arrive in 2019 with a 250-mile range
Senator slams military leaders over Facebook pornography scandal
Warner Bros. is reloading ‘The Matrix’
Talks of a ‘Matrix’ reboot are sending Twitter into a spiral of despair
Klay Thompson is not amused by guy who wants him to sign a toaster
This Samsung TV looks like framed art when you turn it off
Adele is lurking us all from a secret Twitter account where she’s free to ‘drunk tweet’
White House: Trump paid $38 million in income tax in 2005
Worse than Wilders? Refugees fear status quo
Scottish independence could be a nightmare for Europe
Airline passenger’s headphones catch fire midflight
Ben Affleck shares he’s completed treatment for ‘alcohol addiction’
Ivanka Trump brand will shut down jewelry line
Twitter accounts vandalized with anti-German and anti-Dutch messages
The ‘five-second rule’ for dropped food is right – and here’s why
When landing at the ‘world’s scariest airport approach’ is even more terrifying
Cocky teen sends disrespectful texts to mum – so she gets very public revenge
Furious wife sparks bar brawl after ‘catching husband and mistress’ together
Jose Mourinho defends Manchester United midfielder Paul Pogba
Dortmund confirm Mario Gotze has responded well to initial treatment
Real Madrid to open their first soccer school in England
