Humour - Page 186

This is Bishop Margaret Wanjiru back in the day.. And we can only say Glory.   © nairobiwire.com

LETTER TO MOHAMMED ABDUBA DIDA Asaleem Aleikhum, When You first announced your candidature~~through a T.V interview, not even a public rally~I immidiately dismissed You

He was arguably the best performer during last night’s presidential debate and Kenyans loved him for his funny jokes. Several Facebook and Twitter parody

Onyango: Daddy,results are here! Dr.Otieno: Good.What do you have in family affairs? Onyango:Whats that? Dr.Otieno: Mathematics bwana! Onyango: A Dr.Otieno: Good!What about rocket sayans?

1. Ukifanya order, unaturia, usishide umekubusha waiter, yeye ni mutu mzima anakubuka. 2. Ukirewa urewe peke yako, usianze kuiba nyibo za Kigooco huku. Ukitaka

1. Marijuana is a drug but to Kikuyus, it also means ‘They know each other’ 2. The Hobbit is a movie but to the

By Kenyans on Twitter Calculate the number of times #Waititu says first and foremost in an interview Who died for our sins »»»Jexux” The

KCPE 2003 – First student – 482/500. KCPE 2012 – First student – 430/500. Reasons: 1.”Xaxa” “xaixi” “I mixx you like cwaizy”  2. “missmentation”… 

1. Name of Candidate : _______________________ 2. Present Address (i) Name of Jail : _______________________ (ii) Cell Number : _______________________ 3. Political Party :

PLO: (opening the door) Shalom visitor? Am of the opinion, without any shadow of a doubt, that your generic name is Suzanna and your