HILARIOUS – Curriculum Vitae of A Luo School Drop Out

September 13, 2013

NAME; Omolo-Kochiko nyakwar Nyasirega motedo Sidindi

AGE; boy has enoughed me maratari. am still young nyowuoyo, am still mapoch poch. Am just 37 years old.

ADDRESS; PO BOX pravet bag Sidindi sopping senta, when you rich theya just ask the cobbler who sits niya the m-pesa for ‘misee’, am known as ‘misee’ in the chest of the village. I nomally sit theya to take air small.


1975-1980 kilass1 ong’eche praimar.

1981-1984 kilass2 siburi spesial sikul for the gifted.

1985-2000 kilass3 pand paya praimar(term wan and term tu, in tam thirii buk beat me
kansu, i found myself offsaid) to cut the sot stori long, am a third yia
grajuet, from sikul karabondi after being evicted from pand paya, for not saving my
beards. so i grajuated with fast kilass onas in matha tang fluency from sikul karabondi.

WORKING EXPERIENCE; i have wakd in several posisons at several instusons like 

-soe management at oriang’ maket, 
-baskel therapy and dayagnostics at kondele(bicycle repairer), 
-road attendant and road transport ticket handler(conductor), 
-mobile and flexible niutrisonist at nyargem wayside otel
-M-pesa also available(waiter), 
-automobile sprayer expat(car washer) at lower millimani(nyalenda), 
-am also a livestock tourist (herdsman) etc etc..
HOBBIES; taking air, drinking porrij and nyoyo, pocket clearing and forwarding(pick
pocket), beating lam(tarmacking) , i also like to give women stomach in the chest of the
village etc etc


1. nyargem-manager at nyagem wayside hotel, mobile 0711000000

2. mr. opande-headmast er at sikul karabondi, mobile 0732000000

3. wuod sakwa-head, cobler agencies oriang’ market, mobile siyuko yeye hapana kuwa na sime podi.

4. nyang’aya-manag er nyalender carwas.

5. wanyama-polis commisona kondele.

6. okwama, assistant chief, kanyakwar nyawita.

MISSION; nyuka(porrige), rabwon(potatoes), nyoyo, mogo(unga)

VISION; to finis class eight and join drama festivals like otonglo so that president ohuru
can adopt me and take me to mbalariany to sitadi medising and injiniaring.

Hoping to hear soon. my number is 0720000000, if it is mteja, it is charging e center where i took it.


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