Top 10 Female rejection lines…
1. I think of you as a brother. Translation: You give me the creeps.
2. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: I may as well be dating my dad.
3. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
Translation: I don’t want to be seen in public with a dork like you.
4. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: I’m busy seeing other guys. Who are you again?
5. I’ve got a boyfriend.
Translation: I’d rather be with my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.
6. I don’t date men where I work.
Translation: I wouldn’t date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.
7. It’s not you, it’s me.
Translation: It’s you.
8. I’m concentrating on my career.
Translation: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.
9. I’m saved, so my heart belongs to God.
Translation: I’ve sworn off men like you.
10. Let’s be friends.
Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and go out with. I appreciate the male perspective.
Top 10 Male rejection lines…
1. I think of you as a sister.
Translation: You’re ugly.
2. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: You’re ugly.
3. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
Translation: You’re ugly.
4. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: You’re ugly.
5. I’ve got a girlfriend.
Translation: You’re ugly.
6. I don’t date women where I work.
Translation: You’re ugly.
7. It’s not you, it’s me.
Translation: You’re ugly.
8. I’m concentrating on my career.
Translation: You’re ugly.
9. I’m saved, so my heart belongs to God.
Translation: You’re ugly.
10. Let’s be friends.
Translation: You’re totally ugly.
