It’s been long since Kenya picked up a fight with another country. But the wait came to thunderous end yesterday. The Twitter trend Kenya vs Tanzania was trending for the better part of the day.
Tanzanian celebrity Idris Sultan, who was a Big Brother Africa contestant, seemingly started the tweef by telling Kenyans to move down south due to the unga crisis.
Someone tell Kenyans to move to Tanzania, Wana shida ya unga na skin color #TZvsKE
— Idris Sultan ?? (@IdrisSultan) May 24, 2017
Kenyans being the more experienced of the two country, already hold a plethora of memes waiting for this exact moment to unleash them. Here are some of the funniest.
When I see a Tanzanian trying to beef with #KOT I'm like, "Do you really know what you are getting yourself into??" #TVvsKE pic.twitter.com/lxDY9B1lQ7
— kiarie ?? (@PaulKiarie_) May 24, 2017
? ? ? let's go slow on Tanzanians, they are already down ? ? #TVvsKE pic.twitter.com/GjeQZY0mMD
— kiarie ?? (@PaulKiarie_) May 24, 2017
#TVvsKE. When you ask him to speak english pic.twitter.com/L73SebQOwN
— King Brax (@KingBrax2) May 24, 2017
TEACHER : How does one become a Germany citizen?
TANZANIAN STUDENT : By Germination
????????????? #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/pMpEWanqrh
— NG'ANG'A THE BLOGGER (@ItsNjokiKelvin) May 24, 2017
Tanzanians trying to explain why they are fighting Kenyans online #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/OUWmJUPEsu
— Brian Mbunde ™ (@Brianmbunde) May 24, 2017
The closest thing to burger fest huko TZ ? #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/xs5AiMUUVk
— Solange Mbunde (@ianmbunde) May 24, 2017
President Uhuru Kenyatta shaking hands with Tanzanians who can speak English. #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/x6NEIhVkUH
— aleckie ronald (@SirAlexas) May 24, 2017
When to try to interview a Tanzanian ? ? #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/sptgHvgG7U
— Holy Grail ® ™ (@ODMendel) May 24, 2017
#TZvsKE our National symbol is a lion and yours just a Giraffe… pic.twitter.com/rg0lvXRCad
— IG: @Mose.ax ?? (@Moseax) May 24, 2017
Trying to understand Tanzanians… #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/zvpQK1im9i
— CAPTAIN MACHUKS™ (@Machukah) May 24, 2017
When you tell Tanzania DJs to say "party people are you ready" ?? #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/btV2XHMksO
— aleckie ronald (@SirAlexas) May 24, 2017
Tanzanians charging their phones ready to counter #TZvsKE battle pic.twitter.com/xEIEZPJ8q2
— Atanas (@atanasi_) May 24, 2017
A Tanzanian man has just been admitted in Kenyatta Hospital after he attempted to speak English in a low tone ??? #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/igGytcW5Wy
— Isaac C.K. (@itscheboiwo) May 24, 2017
Tanzanians being amazed by #TZvsKE because they have never seen so much English in one place before pic.twitter.com/Mo8x439TTf
— Thee Trend Setter ™ (@xtiandela) May 24, 2017
When you tell a Tanzania girl to come looking fly for your date night #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/kTFrzQmDvu
— Thee Trend Setter ™ (@xtiandela) May 24, 2017
#TZvsKE
A Tanzanian in an Exam Room
Qn. Study the table below and answer questions that follow pic.twitter.com/8I8qQHB6oF— Omoso Clinton (@Omoso_Omoso) May 24, 2017
When you ask a Tanzanian what he saw when he visited Twitter today ??#TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/SC2y8eHT8D
— kiarie ?? (@PaulKiarie_) May 24, 2017
A Tanzanian trying to express himself in English ??#TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/nwSP9t4dUz
— kiarie ?? (@PaulKiarie_) May 24, 2017
#TZvsKE
A Tanzanian man's towel after using it for 3 days pic.twitter.com/zuaeWqPDgi— Lord Kiptanui (@enock_kiptanui) May 24, 2017
How Tanzanians are following the trend.#TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/Tk5ctxxwN2
— Arnold Juma (@ArnoeCJ) May 24, 2017
Tanzanian before Vs after successful reading an English tweet… ? ? #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/R6yX6QLeFL
— Paul ©️ (@OmondilisedPaul) May 24, 2017
Trying to look for TZ in twitter trend locations. Even twitter doesn't know they exist! #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/jVu8iCkZGq
— kiarie ?? (@PaulKiarie_) May 24, 2017
#TZvsKE
The way Tanzanians don't know English leaves me thinking whether they colonised themselves pic.twitter.com/ERFDlkCor4— TheMentor (@herfuturetense) May 24, 2017
Teacher: If you combined 1
atom of Ba and 2 atoms of Na what
would you get?
Me: BaNaNa pic.twitter.com/4Sp4A5bXfS— Josh (@sire_liljosh) March 10, 2017
#TZvsKE coasterians are slow but nothing compares to TZ services unaeza jipata uko retirement ukingoja kushughulikiwa pic.twitter.com/TYMHZ8rqBZ
— Solange Mbunde (@ianmbunde) May 24, 2017
When you tell Kenyans you can vote for a leader who is not corrupt #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/zRCdpUhgXh
— Mahmud (@MahmudKullane) May 24, 2017
TEACHER : How does one become a Germany citizen?
TANZANIAN STUDENT : By Germination
????????????? #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/pMpEWanqrh
— NG'ANG'A THE BLOGGER (@ItsNjokiKelvin) May 24, 2017
A Tanzanian when you ask them what sport they are good at. #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/M8LyHjdKjY
— Ü (@_wangwe) May 24, 2017
Teacher.. Whats the country next to USA
Ali kiba….USB#TZVsKE?????pic.twitter.com/BlRWYGQPIv
— Daqanes (@itsDaqane) May 24, 2017
Tanzanians waiting for the replies from Kenyans like. #TZvsKN #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/BpFOFMUme1
— Prosper A Mungure (@Prosper_Andres) May 24, 2017
Waiting for a tanzanian to say parallelogram correctly #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/CsmOehhJZU
— Stefan Effenberg (@kentmende) May 24, 2017
Diamond's lips is bigger than the whole entire Tanzania's economy #TZvsKE
— just Kelvin (@KelvinErik3) May 24, 2017
in an English exam in Tanzania. #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/VazU1sGP9r
— Kimeli alex (@AlexKimeli) May 24, 2017
So Tanzania was colonised by Britain and Germany and they were too lazy to grasp even one of those languages smh #TZvsKE
— Jakanyagilo (@AltonA_) May 24, 2017
#TZvsKE Tanzanian public health officer answering a journalist pic.twitter.com/DILyAYKeRj
— Patrick Sigey (@kipsigeyy) May 24, 2017
Here you'll see An Angry Tanzanian whose insults on Kenyans have been barred by the English Language. ? at the end of #tzvske … pic.twitter.com/JUnbEiwzzx
— Raheem (@I_am_raheem) May 24, 2017
Ukiuliza mTanzania akimbie #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/B87rASQioU
— Brian Mbunde ™ (@Brianmbunde) May 24, 2017
When you tell Kenyans you can vote for a leader who is not corrupt #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/zRCdpUhgXh
— Mahmud (@MahmudKullane) May 24, 2017
TZ: Now I know English than you
KE: Okay, translate this, "wana wa leo wamemea pembe.
TZ: Children of today are very horny #TZvsKE— Mwangi J (@MwangiJmacs) May 24, 2017
