If you ever needed to know why the ‘lines’ you use on a member of the opposite sex never work in your favor, you’re in luck. Kenyans on Twitter have got you covered with a list of some of the lamest pick up lines ever heard.
Sampled from the hashtag #MhanyoZaUongo, below is the comprehensive list you need to check out:
You’re the only star in the sky. The only bright one. #MhanyoZaUongo
— ✨Mr. Mutai™✨ (@IamOliverMutai) June 7, 2016
#MhanyoZaUongo
I saw you girls from over there and just want to
let you know that I’m taken.
— Jotham Mumina (@Etoo254) June 7, 2016
#MhanyoZaUongo I will cross the oceans for you how on earth can that happen
— Eldonkevlan97 (@kevoh97) June 7, 2016
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom
what my next girlfriend looks like #MhanyoZaUongo
— Jotham Mumina (@Etoo254) June 7, 2016
You look so familiar can I have your number please #MhanyoZaUongo
— ✨Mr. Mutai™✨ (@IamOliverMutai) June 7, 2016
#MhanyoZaUongo unamshow dame akujie movie lakini fisi ni ule ule tu í ½í¸
— YAH__BOY_COLLAN (@BoyCollan) June 7, 2016
#MhanyoZaUongo
On a scale of 1-10 you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 u need @IamOliverMutai— prisca aimee (@AImee_pris) June 7, 2016
When you sleep kiss your pillow for me , walai Hii ilikua ufala ??? #MhanyoZaUongo cc @IamOliverMutai
— ACTIVIST™ (@Joboyengo) June 7, 2016
You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word
again. #MhanyoZaUongo— Jotham Mumina (@Etoo254) June 7, 2016
#MhanyoZaUongo
I might as well call you ‘google’ cause you have everything I’m searching for
— prisca aimee (@AImee_pris) June 7, 2016
RETWEET if you are in a dilemma too.
?????
Trying to understand being a fisi and #MhanyoZaUongo#TheInstaMediaKE pic.twitter.com/4MxzKByn88— H.H THE ANDY (@AndyMaina_) June 7, 2016
Be my girl and I promise to buy power banks for Kenya Power, you’ll never have fear of a blackout. #MhanyoZaUongo pic.twitter.com/uLVu8rzsQf
— H.H THE ANDY (@AndyMaina_) June 7, 2016
Sema mrembo, aki ndalala kwa kiti ??????? #MhanyoZaUongo pic.twitter.com/GolYc9K7nD
— Nigga Commentary (@In_HeR_ThRoUgT) June 7, 2016
#MhanyoZaUongo
I don’t know why A is next to B , but they should have placed U next to I ????
— Presenter Ali (@presenterali) June 7, 2016
#MhanyoZaUongo You are the only flower in my garden…Saitani which garden has only one flower??
— Dr Laugh (@joyrider_ke) June 7, 2016
You’re the only girl I love now… but in ten years, I’ll love another
girl. She’ll call you ‘Mommy.’ #MhanyoZaUongo
— Jotham Mumina (@Etoo254) June 7, 2016
You’re the only fish in my lake ???? #MhanyoZaUongo
— ACTIVIST™ (@Joboyengo) June 7, 2016
Hi, have we ever met you look familiar ??? #MhanyoZaUongo
— ACTIVIST™ (@Joboyengo) June 7, 2016
#MhanyoZaUongo Him: I like Liverpool, you too should.
Her: Why??
Him: So you will never walk alone.— Bett K Max™ (@BettKMax) June 7, 2016
‘beb the love i have for you is like a copied assignment,i really cant explain it #MhanyoZaUongo
— Jeffrey oduma (@jeffreyoduma1) June 7, 2016
#MhanyoZaUongo
Her: I’m in a relationship
Me: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that. ???— HOTSEA (@ZJHotsea) June 7, 2016
Her: unaniangalia aje…
Me: I hope you have a drivers license?
Her: Me? why…?
Me: coz you’re driving me crazy #MhanyoZaUongo
— Dude of the year © (@kaindostephen1) June 7, 2016
#MhanyoZaUongo baby you have a great future behind you and i bet you the size of my wallet can accomodate that.
— Kymani☆ (@linuskim24) June 7, 2016
Can I read your top? In brails? #MhanyoZaUongo
— W.A.K.A.N.E.S.A.™ (@TheJay__) June 7, 2016
Are you a lab technician? Your chemical reaction is killing me. #MhanyoZaUongo
— waWairimu (@Pitahnjuguna1) June 7, 2016
#MhanyoZaUongo. you are my breath…. as if he was in your life when you were born
— Jesse maloba (@jesse_maloba) June 7, 2016
Is your name Lionel?, cause your made my panties Messi.
#MhanyoZaUongo— GHOST (@Arnold_escobar) June 7, 2016
Al catch a grenade for you!…Nkt! Upuzi utaacha. Kama teargas tu ndo ulikua unakimbiaa during #CORDdemos as if ni bomb!!! #MhanyoZaUongo
— Tony Omondi (@tony_omondi) June 7, 2016
I Should Be Crucified
Because The Love I Have For You Is Unconditional
Kamau3:16
#MhanyoZaUongo— KoN_Trolla (@Kunta_Kinte24) June 7, 2016
#MhanyoZaUongo
Beib: me hukuona nachizi
Me: waaa waa harakisha twende mathare sitaki uwe mwendawazimu
— Samuel Mathenge (@adacadabra84) June 7, 2016
Hey hey ka chakula ya Farasi #MhanyoZaUongo
— GHOST (@Arnold_escobar) June 7, 2016
Hey girl, feel my shirt. Do you know what it’s made of? Boyfriend Material.
#MhanyoZaUongo
— Goal Digger (@ianiam_ian) June 7, 2016
chali :Beb i cant eat without seeing you
dem :aaawww beb???
Mum :saitan!! ati you cant eat na vile hua unakula mpaka colgate!#MhanyoZaUongo— Jeffrey oduma (@jeffreyoduma1) June 7, 2016
#MhanyoZaUongo Umewatch game of thrones.. bado? Kam tuwatch.
— Bujabs Dennis (@Bujabs_dennis) June 7, 2016
#MhanyoZaUongo Of course sex wasn’t the only
thing on my mind when I first met
you. I am not that shallow.”— Bujabs Dennis (@Bujabs_dennis) June 7, 2016
Nasinzia nikikuwaza. Miaka rudi miaka neda. #MhanyoZaUongo Amka basi.!!! Cc #MyExShouldKnow
— Kamau Muniu (@MuniuKJ) June 7, 2016
#MhanyoZaUongo hey madam kwani we we no instructor Wa driving school juu nimekucheki roho yangu ikapiga brake
— Samuel Mathenge (@adacadabra84) June 7, 2016
‘babe I can’t breath without u’ na umebeba mapua ya mtu tatu combined #MhanyoZaUongo
— Whitney mwawasi (@Whitneymwawasi2) June 7, 2016
#MhanyoZaUongo watu husema tunaeza rhyme poa
— MAC MACHARIA (@mmarkika) June 7, 2016
#MhanyoZaUongo goodnight..ama huna usingizi?
— MAC MACHARIA (@mmarkika) June 7, 2016
A- u r attractive B- u r best C – u r cute D- u r dear E- u r excellent F- u r funny G- u r great H- he he! I- i am J- joking #MhanyoZaUongo
— Paul Omondi (@OmondilisedPaul) June 7, 2016
#MhanyoZaUongo you are the only cockroach in my wardrobe. Alafu kaingie box
— Samuel Mathenge (@adacadabra84) June 7, 2016
#MhanyoZaUongo
Her: Niko crush na beshte yako like crazy
Me: I can help you forget about him for good— John muasya (@Johnmuasya7) June 7, 2016
dem: ‘ beb naskia njaa’
chali ‘ongeza volume tuskie wote’#MhanyoZaUongo
— Jeffrey oduma (@jeffreyoduma1) June 7, 2016
boy: I want to be a super hero. guess what I want my name to be.
girl: superman? batman? spiderman?
boy: no, yourman.
#MhanyoZaUongo
— Goal Digger (@ianiam_ian) June 7, 2016
