Leaked Kenya Police Recruitment Test Questions (Hilarious)

KENYA POLICE RECRUITMENT TEST QUESTIONS
NAME:________________
RANK:________________

TIME: 2 Weeks.

SECTION A

1) Is The African Continent A Continent Or A Country? If It’s A Continent (Which Is It), What Is   The Name Of This Continent?

2) Who Is The President Of Kenya? A) Mwai   B) Emilio Kibaki   C) I Don’t Know

3)  Read Below And Answer The Question:

Kamau Has Three And A Half Buckets Of Milk. He Gives His Good Friend Abongo Three Quarters Of It. A Third Of The Remaining Half Of A Quarter He Sells At The Local Market (At A Loss No Less). He Consumes Three Pints Of What Is Left. The Rest He Divides Equally Among His Seven Children And The Cat Which Gets A Third Less Than What Any Of His Sons Got Combined.
 

Question: What Animals Produce Milk?

4) ‘A Fish Can’t Ride A Bicycle’ Explain.

5) If Birds Fly, Animals Run And Fish Swim, What Do Birds Do?

6) Form A Word With The Following Letters D,O,G
    (E.G. Dog, God) : _______________ .

7) Kipkorir Collects 3,000 As T.K.K Everyday Where As Njoroge Collects 17,000 A Day. Which Of The Two Is A True Kenyan Cop?

8) How Do You Spell The Word: Hermaphrodite?: __________________

9) If A Cow Has Four Legs, How Many Legs Does A Baby Cow Have?

10) Omondi Sells Fish At The Local Market For A Certain Fixed Amount. Aluoch Also Sells Fish At The Same Market For A Price Not Exceeding That Of Omondi. Onyango Also At The Same Market Sells Fish At A Price At Par Of Omondi And Acheing’s! Which Of The Three Sells Fish The Most Expensive?

SECTION B.
12) Write An Essay On The Depression Of The Social Economic Lifestyle Of This Country Due To Bad Governance And Dictatorship: Or Else Count Fingers On Your Hands.

PRACTICAL
13) Take Your Gun From Your Holster. Take The Bullet Specimen Placed On Your Desk. Load It Into Your Gun. Place Your Finger On The Trigger. Turn The Gun And Stare Deep Into Its Muzzle With Your Left Eye. Pull The Trigger!
What Happens? ….. Hello?……Anybody There?……….Hello!?

NOTE: To Pass This Test You Must At Least Write Your Name On The Paper.