Bonoko seems to have been the inspiration of behind most of the jokes doing rounds concerning Nancy Baraza.This are a few weird, ‘creative’ and maybe funny Nany Baraza jokes.
Bonoko
Nancy Baraza sio
mwizi,alikuwa ananunua
dawa
pare village market,sasa
alisimamishwa akitaka kuingia na
hao
maaskari wa gate,sasa,kuona
hatashika shikwa na ananuka
makwapa.,akarudi kwa gari,sasa
kurudi kwa gari..
Akatoka na kitu inaitwa
BONOKO..akamwabia askari
apige magoti ama amuwachilie
risasi..sasa askari kuona hifyo
aaa aaa akainama..sasa
kuinama..akapiga magoti
.hata kama niwewe
ushidwe kutoka bio siuta piga
magoti..Nancy Baraza sio mwisi na mwonaga kwa
koti ama kwa TV..
Weird
Did you know that when you misspell Nancy Baraza on Google, it does not ask you ; “Did You Mean Nancy Baraza ” It tells you, ” KNOW PEOPLE ”
Musical
What did Rihanna tell Nancy Baraza? Man Down
Spot The Difference
Hint: One Beats up security guards and the other Members of Parliament.
Quickie
Once a cop pulled over Nancy Baraza, the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
Lawyer Nancy Baraza’s Creed.
A man is innocent until proven broke.