Popular female comedians, Zeddy and Mammito went ‘HAM’ on each other in a roast interview with Pulse and as you would expect hilarity ensued.
ZEDDY
Pulse: How would you describe Mammito
Z: She is simply everything that is wrong with this country… let’s look no further.
P: What do you make of her name
Z: An immature woman full of shenanigans for the sake of publicity.
P: Mammito in a contest
Z: An eating competition would suit her best. She would score a First Class Honours in OF – (overindulgence in food).
P: Imagine her with a bald head
Z: I can’t…. I refuse to.
P: As a tout
Z: She would be Mama Pima plying a worn-out Githurai 45 mathree.
P: If it were not for acting
Z: She would be a street hawker specialising in selling pesticide mainly dawa ya mede (cockraoch killer).
P: Her ideal man would be
Z: A staunch Luhya watchman. So she can have time to gossip the whole day while he is asleep.
P: As a Nigerian actress
Z: She would be the Kenyan arrogant version of Mama G who plays the role of a witch, with aspiring witchdoctors being her fans.
P: If you were in her shoes what would you change
Z: I would stop wearing heels considering she is unfamiliar with them.
P: Given a chance what methods would you use to discipline her
Z: I would make her do a collabo with the mix master DJ Crème de la Crème before a Team Mafisi audience to see who wins.
P: As a church leader
Z: She would be Rev, Prof, Mamitho of Other Peoples Money Ministries with the slogan pay as you receive.
P: Unleash a diss for her
Z: Mamito is too talkative that she would end up redeeming the most Bonga points in a shangwe muchene competition.
MAMMITO
P: How would you describe Zeddy
M: A confused persona who adds no value to this country… bure kabisa!
P: What do you make of her name
M: A person who lags behind in everything… hence the letter Z.
P: Zeddy in a contest
M: She would end up in none since all sponsors would automatically pull off all the gigs… thanks to her.
P: Imagine her with a bald head
M: Ahaaaa…. she would be the female version of Ivory Coast football player Gervinho.
P: As a tout
M: She would be Lady Ziggyzwang of Wale Wabaya crew specialising in overcharging rangi ya thao (light skinned) customers.
P: If it were not for acting
M: She would be a fake witchdoctor claiming to solve all human problems including healing chronic diseases.
P: Her ideal man would be
M: Brother Ocholla. They would end up breaking and making up upon realising that they have sent obscene text messages to the wrong people.
P: As a Nigerian actress
M: She would be the unseen scary character with the evil laughter…. she would never appear on screen – no! More so for the sake of children.
P: If you were in her shoe what would you change
M: Everything she is not.
P: Given a chance what methods would you use to discipline her
M: I would encourage her to continue being an ardent Chelsea football fan. The fact that they are being whipped is good punishment enough.
P: As a church leader
M: She would be Dr, physician, Apostle Kazedi of Run for Your life Ministries with the slogan guided missles for those who don’t give huge offerings.
P: Unleash a diss for her
M: Zeddy is so shagmodoz hadi ako na game ya kulima kwa phone (her phone has a game for digging).
