Babu Owino’s parliamentary aspirations are nearing fruition following his win in the ODM party primaries last Sunday.
The flamboyant and often controversial University of Nairobi students leader will in August battle it out with the Jubilee Party candidate, Francis Mureithi, in the race to represent the people of Embakasi East in parliament.
Babu, known for catch phrases like ‘Tibim’ and ‘Tialala’, should he be elected is expected to be one of most vocal voices in parliament.
As a result, a creative Kenyan, Arap Doyo has toyed with the idea of what Babu’s maiden speech would be like should he be elected.
The Year is 2017, Last week of August and Babu Owino is the Mp, Embakasi East
He is making his maiden speech.
“Mr Speaker, Tialalalala.
No matter how lazy a woman is, she cannot forget her behind at home. No matter how short a man is,he cannot be shorter than his penis. Parliament power! Honorable Members akchuu. Women Reps riiaaaah. Mr Speaker, I will make my speech and I will be brief like a cockrel on top of a hen.
When i was the Sonu chair,comrades ate
chicken, when i left they ate like chicken,and today they’re eating with chicken. That is the power of Babu Owino.
Mr Speaker tiiaaalala!
I’m proud to have studied at the ONLY University not named after dead people.But SONU is dead, and it didn’t die a natural death. It was killed by the administration after I left. Pray for SONU.On Embakasi East, my people disappointed the former dishonorable MP and appointed me. Yes, the fly that patches on the scrotum must be handled delicately.Whether quail eggs fall on the balls or the balls fall on the quail eggs, it is the quail eggs that break.
Mr Speaker Akchuu!
My opponents were puppets of the satan. And God was disappointed with them. He had to call me to come and send them to oblivion. They were disloyal to the people. And the voice People is the voice of God.
Mr Speaker, Tialala,
I was voted in overwhelmingly. My opponent was competing with spoilt votes and was multiplied by zero to power infinity. The Power of Embakasi People can only be rivaled by God’s Power. Kenya Power, Pakapower and Power plus cannot match the power of my people.
Time has come for change, the Embakasi East needs change. A man cannot use a condom twice. I shall work for my people with zeal and zest like the uncastrated bulls of Spain.
The people of Embakasi Tibim. I won’t let you down.”