If there is one Kenyan man who is causing Kenyans a lot of sleepless nights, it has to be Ezekiel Mutua. Even NACADA boss John Mututho was not this stringent when he came up with the infamous Mututho laws. Atleast he had our own good in mind.
Ezekiel Mutua, is on another level altogether. The KFCB CEO is now targeting witch doctors, traditional healers and herbalists regarding advertising unlicensed material. In addition to that, Ezekiel Mutua said on Thursday in an interview with Nation FM, that the board had reached an MoU with google to have some sites blocked on phones and iPads.
We’ve entered an MoU with Google where they can block sites on phones & iPads – @EzekielMutua. @MumbiKenya @JimmiGathu @teddyeugene#SOTNKE
— Nation FM (@NationFMKe) April 28, 2016
Right now there’s a petrol station that’s using semi-nude ladies – @EzekielMutua. @JimmiGathu @MumbiKenya #SOTNKE pic.twitter.com/RKo5jaj6EL
— Nation FM (@NationFMKe) April 28, 2016
There’s a billboard I’ve been told to pull down of a paint advert saying it lasts longer than your boyfriend – @EzekielMutua.#SOTNKE
— Nation FM (@NationFMKe) April 28, 2016
It did not take long before Kenyans on twitter responded. Ezekiel Mutua was trending for the better part of Thursday as Kenyan twitteratti ran amok with sarcastic scenarios that will soon be banned by ‘Mr.Morals.’
Check them out:
Ezekiel Mutua has banned swallowing. It’s immoral, chew and spit it out
— Kenya West© (@KinyanBoy) April 28, 2016
Wale wasee mna majina kama Tom Barasa hamna bahati. Ezekiel Mutua will make you guys namesless by banning your birth Certificates !
— Atanas™ (@Atanasi_) April 28, 2016
hahaha ” ezekiel mutua bans news anchors from
saying, “mpenzi mtazamaji” live on tv,
says it sounds suggestive
— Vee Beiby (@VeraSidika) April 28, 2016
Aye! @Kiss100Kenya Are you aware that Ezekiel Mutua banned Kissing? Since you’ number 1 KISSING station I think he won’t spare u. NO MERCY!
— Atanas™ (@Atanasi_) April 28, 2016
Ezekiel Mutua banned taking a shower naked…
*logs out**
— Frank Obegi (@wa_ruto) April 28, 2016
Ezekiel mutua will soon ban female news anchors from saying “Mpenzi mtazamaji”
— Masaku (@masaku_) April 28, 2016
When Ezekiel mutua hears u speaking the naked truth pic.twitter.com/7vuQmMAVTv
— GL (@Tonykinyash) April 28, 2016
Soon Ezekiel Mutua will ban such like this news anchors. pic.twitter.com/331mBakUqv
— Nanguti (@nangutikevin) April 28, 2016
Ezekiel Mutua should ban this city’s name!! https://t.co/5mjUwkRTBL
— Mukurima (@Mukurima) April 15, 2016
The other thing left for Ezekiel Mutua to ban are the local vernacular TV channels pic.twitter.com/bXruODORO5
— Kenipedia™ (@KennStiffler) April 28, 2016
Ezekiel Mutua bans the sale of Kuku Porno in CBD
— #WasikeKiongozi (@EmperorShaker) April 28, 2016
Ezekiel Mutua should also ban @SafaricomLtd agents from asking “Unaweka ama unatoa?”
— KIPNG’ENO (@realmutai) April 28, 2016
Ezekiel Mutua to order arrest on anyone who sees things with NAKED eyes
— jankah Charles (@jankah_Charles) April 28, 2016
Ezekiel Mutua do you know Linda Ogutu
— awesam gichunji (@GichunjiAwesam) April 28, 2016
I think Ezekiel Mutua should also ban use of certain words they jeopardize the thinking of Family setup??? pic.twitter.com/VEdIPm23bb
— Danco_effects (@CIIRITheSelekta) April 28, 2016
Ezekiel Mutua might ban THE DETTOL MUM for bathing her kid on TV!
— Arap Taittie (@taittie) April 28, 2016
Imagine living in a house where Ezekiel Mutua is your dad, Millie Odhiambo your mum and njoki chege your sister ?
— Lomu (@amsikika) April 28, 2016
“@OnyangoOnyach: Next thing we will hear is Ezekiel Mutua banning all electricians from touching naked wires!”@martin_taimoo
— Wizara ya Nyege (@niiteevanso) April 28, 2016
Ezekiel Mutua has banned all Kikuyus from saying ‘General Elections’ due to mispronunciation which is a threat to national security
— Zephandrypus (@zephandrypus) April 28, 2016
I think Ezekiel Mutua decided he’s going to be the “Ulimwengu” in:
“Asiyefunzwa na mamaye hufunzwa na ulimwengu”.— Enigma (@Machocho__Mengo) April 28, 2016
Ezekiel Mutua should be sent to Zimbabwe asap pic.twitter.com/vcMufmd23i
— Hassan Ha-g (@HassanHag1) April 28, 2016
Kidogo kidogo usikie Ezekiel Mutua amesema hakuna tena display ya kuku bila nguo. I mean, what are you teaching your kids to watch??.
— Raila Odinga (@RaiaOdinga) April 28, 2016
With this trend, Ezekiel Mutua will soon ban the use of WORK as a synonym of JOB because the music video was explicit.
— KISUMU’S FINEST (@SammyRanking) April 28, 2016
Now Ezekiel Mutua has banned KUMAMOTO, a Japanese football club, from buying players from Kenya. This is serious.
— KISUMU’S FINEST (@SammyRanking) April 28, 2016
Ezekiel Mutua has banned any competition(s) because some people are getting (a)head ?
— EDM Shinobi (@Spartakass) April 28, 2016
Soon you will hear Ezekiel Mutua banning Maternity hospitals for exposing newborns to nudity
— AfroMum (@Afro_Mum) April 28, 2016
Ezekiel Mutua will soon ban the bride and bridegroom from kissing each other on TV wedding shows #EzekielMutua
— Collins Odhiambo (@realcollins) April 28, 2016
Ezekiel Mutua raises issues over ‘wet dreams’ in teenage boys.
— Brian™ (@Brian___Kim) April 28, 2016
Ezekiel Mutua anabehave kama mwenye ball tukiwa watoi …mseh akichenga sana ana baniwa
— Maneuvre (@Ok__Manu) April 28, 2016
Ezekiel Mutua is that kid who is chosen class prefect but he wants to assign duties in the dorm and organize food in the DH
— Kimmie Two Times (@Trackmann) April 28, 2016
I wonder what Ezekiel Mutua thinks about Naked Pizza
— basket nose (@bett_jay) April 28, 2016
Ezekiel Mutua to ban all salads without dressing
— yahboiselfie (@yahboiselfie) April 28, 2016
Ezekiel mutua has banned all Kikuyus from using the Word ‘itinerary’ in any formal or informal gathering.
— benz maina (@MainaBenz) April 28, 2016
Kidogo Kidogo Ezekiel Mutua will ban restaurants from displaying chicken zenye huzungushwa kwa dirisha because they are naked
— Phil Morizey (@MorizeyGachoka) April 28, 2016
I wish Ezekiel Mutua would ban corruption. He’s so active on irrelevant issues.
— JEROME╰_╯ (@Dayvey) April 28, 2016
#ThingsEzekielShouldBan maybe this was Ezekiel Mutua in his hay days… pic.twitter.com/C5Eu8QQ59C
— Job Calleb (@jobcalleb) April 28, 2016
Ezekiel Mutua should ban use of the name “Arsenal” since it has “arse” in it.
— clement (@_clement) April 28, 2016
Next we gonna here that Ezekiel Mutua has banned safaricom from calling us “Dear customer”
— elvo keta (@elvoketa) April 28, 2016
Ezekiel Mutua bans his wife from sleeping with him naked.
— Karani O (@erwoti) April 28, 2016
Ezekiel Mutua wants to ban the breastfeeding of babies during the watershed period.
— Dominus (@MisterAlbie) April 28, 2016
Ezekiel Mutua in talks with the ministry of Education to change the name of this school pic.twitter.com/TzUi6JdpyE
— Githînji wá Múhoro™ (@patrickgithinji) April 28, 2016
Dear kenyans can Ezekiel Mutua ban Museveni from arresting me? I’m tired
— Kifefe Kizza-Besigye (@Kizabesigye) April 28, 2016
Could this be Ezekiel Mutua ? pic.twitter.com/vX9ou763i0
— Tax Payer™ (@maichfred) April 28, 2016
