Another day and another jibe at ‘team light skins’ by Kenyans on Twitter. After thoroughly covering Team Mafisi proverbs, the Kenyan twitteratti has shifted its focus on light skins -who are often trolled for being daft, with the hashtag ‘#LightSkinsProverbs.’
Below are those proverbs:
Aki mimi sijawahi fanya #LightSkinsProverbs
— Machuka Wyclife (@Machukah) April 20, 2016
Not the face…not the money maker #LightSkinsProverbs @Machukah
— Njeri (@Njerislife) April 20, 2016
##LightSkinsProverbs Baby nibuyie
— #MUFCholic (@Timonix91) April 20, 2016
#LightSkinsProverbs my body my business
— Njeri (@Njerislife) April 20, 2016
#LightSkinsProverbs I don’t talk,Mpesa only ???
— Cy Murray (@cy_murray) April 20, 2016
My battery died #LightSkinsProverbs
— Dennoh (@DAlumase) April 20, 2016
#LightSkinsProverbs I can’t date men who can’t beat me on FIFA ?
— Cy Murray (@cy_murray) April 20, 2016
#LightSkinsProverbs babe please send me 5K halafu nitakurefund.
— DouglasGwoka (@douglasgwoka) April 20, 2016
Bae: so which sports do you like
Lightskin : G-spot #LightSkinsProverbs— Mars Fifi (@MercyPheona) April 20, 2016
This food is like mingi.. #LightSkinsProverbs
— Emmanuel Swaka (@SwakaTheBrand) April 20, 2016
If your salary figure doesn’t have many
commas, you don’t deserve to keep your money
in a comma-cial bank. #LightSkinsProverbs— Evans Gimix (@Skawd) April 20, 2016
The only book I like reading is a chequebook & the only kitchen I would be walking in daily is a Bank #LightSkinsProverbs
— Mars Fifi (@MercyPheona) April 20, 2016
(After ignoring you for 2 months)
Hey dear,
I need a favour.
#LightSkinsProverbs— Baba Joy (@iam_bett) April 20, 2016
#LightskinsProverbs “you are not my type, neither are you in my class, so talk to my finger!!”… sa hizo ako na meno zimeoza, saitan
— Kayeli (@kayelian1) April 20, 2016
I ngojad but you never kujad #LightSkinsProverbs
— KapaDon (@Timberwolf___) April 20, 2016
#Lightskinsproverbs Seriously! Bob Collymore went for a dark-skin? Am going to black-bleach.
— Ni Ngumbau (@fredrick_ngumbi) April 20, 2016
Nikujie na yoghurt, nitakuRefund #LightSkinsProverbs
— Erickson Macharia (@Erick_Merchant) April 20, 2016
#LightSkinsProverbs I have Pierced my Appendix.
— Empereor Andy (@AndyEmpereor) April 20, 2016
When u try to get cosy with her – Imagine nanyesha #LightSkinsProverbs
— Edgar Toshville (@Madridude) April 20, 2016
#LightSkinsProverbs “I’m a Model ” While the only thing she has modeled is clay akiwa Kindergarten. Smh
— The Rose Macharia (@itsrosemacharia) April 20, 2016
I don’t do Eastlands. #LightSkinsProverbs
— MarcusRashford Uncle (@Kiamaish) April 20, 2016
#LightSkinsProverbs Napenda chips Za Odeon
— Mr. International (@CollinsKevs) April 20, 2016
“Then i was like seriously?” “As in like OMG!” “I’m like duh!” *LightSkins chatting* #LightSkinsProverbs
— Kenipedia™ (@KennStiffler) April 20, 2016
#lightskinsproverbs ‘haki nkamie stage’ when she’s 2 come over @ nyt n huwa anatembea ka ninja kwa street akienda kutafta sponsor usiku tao.
— richie_£echero (@Ritchiecheboi) April 20, 2016
#LightSkinsProverbs Guy:I called you at 12.30 you didn’t pick. Light skin: Sikuwa na Credit Guy: pic.twitter.com/QLVAYA6XA7
— Cy Murray (@cy_murray) April 20, 2016
#LightSkinsProverbs “Nibaiye umbrella na unibebe” pic.twitter.com/oIslNzl3ri
— Tallam (@evanstallam) April 20, 2016
#LightSkinsProverbs pic.twitter.com/btevq4gXQ5
— Njeri (@Njerislife) April 20, 2016
#LightSkinsProverbs ??? pic.twitter.com/12wPcCN0vw
— Mars Fifi (@MercyPheona) April 20, 2016
#LightSkinsProverbs sheesha tings pic.twitter.com/W2MQV8bGQd
— Mr. Vip™ (@Owenitoz) April 20, 2016
Aki imagine I don’t know her,we are in same class though… #LightSkinsProverbs pic.twitter.com/ELvo9K6to5
— MARTIN KUELEKHO (@OmunduStrong1) April 20, 2016
#LightSkinsProverbs the only thing they are good at without a struggle. pic.twitter.com/OAGn0eDLrL
— Seekr (@ian_seekr) April 20, 2016
Those light skins from the lake side, taking fashion too far #LightSkinsProverbs pic.twitter.com/XXJhUgTr1G
— FOLLOW IG:@dommy254 (@dommy254) April 20, 2016
#lightskinsproverbs Me: I love you Her: Thanks for your concern pic.twitter.com/V32YJNBg4p
— Masaku musyoka (@engmasaku) April 20, 2016
Someone please tell me who made that door. It’s so cute.
#LightSkinsProverbs pic.twitter.com/V8fUIjSMa2
— The Smallwig™ (@AceNyakundi) April 20, 2016
#LightSkinsProverbs he’s soooo cute… pic.twitter.com/gYQ41480Bx
— Victor (@Victormburu12) April 20, 2016
Me :so which bank do you represent?
Lightskin : Power bank#LightSkinsProverbs pic.twitter.com/Pea2QndlO2
— Hashtager ®™ (@Mendel_2) April 20, 2016
Wen u marry a light skin Vs kids she gives birth to.unadhani atakupea brownskins kumbe umecheswa #LightSkinsProverbs pic.twitter.com/HpPOue7xp1
— Kenipedia™ (@KennStiffler) April 20, 2016
#LightSkinsProverbs After being there for her like always, light skin:Oooooooo ur such a good friend? me.. pic.twitter.com/0kL7FZlHzc
— Victor (@Victormburu12) April 20, 2016
Lightskins shoots with their eyebrows⛺ #LightSkinsProverbs pic.twitter.com/poYsxoIOML
— Nyahururu 1 (@Stegasteel) April 20, 2016
Ukiamua kuwatch ball na lightskins hizi ndio story zao..Don’t ever try #LightSkinsProverbs pic.twitter.com/Sze9RyYVHO
— Kenipedia™ (@KennStiffler) April 20, 2016
Sponsor Eating Back His Money At His Ex Wedding #LightSkinsProverbs pic.twitter.com/ZUn6s3sw0B
— Psalms 91 (@Don_luke1) April 20, 2016
this stuff just makes me wanna be out…am deead #LightSkinsProverbs pic.twitter.com/2ftn7wyShq
— kid_from_coast (@wilmizler8) April 20, 2016
Lightskin: Ndo nmefika jeevanjee na I’m tired af. Si we meet Debonairs
Guy in UoN: pic.twitter.com/jagURol2GL
— ₪ MICH MULLAN ₪ (@all_u_see) April 20, 2016
#LightSkinsProverbs When u try to employ mafisi proverbs on a lightskin ? pic.twitter.com/64y5n30NWk
— Le Kibandanskian (@mariaka_the) April 20, 2016
#LightSkinsProverbs
LightSkin: Bae si ulisema utanitumia 5k
Me: pic.twitter.com/n06N6AG0LQ— Bryan||Kusko™ (@BrianKusko) April 20, 2016
On the 1st day out
Lightskin: Baby, will u you buy me a Maserati
Me: #LightSkinsProverbs pic.twitter.com/lVc8auZqHn
— Ocen™ (@OcenAndrew) April 20, 2016
#LightSkinsProverbs wewe omba tu bora nipone ???☺?? pic.twitter.com/k6fKZFEwO9
— Javin Bwirex Jnr (@GervanBwire) April 20, 2016
#LightSkinsProverbs After being there for her like always, light skin:Oooooooo ur such a good friend? me.. pic.twitter.com/0kL7FZlHzc
— Victor (@Victormburu12) April 20, 2016
#LightSkinsProverbs pic.twitter.com/1HmWw5Fv7K
— Hashtager ®™ (@Mendel_2) April 20, 2016
#LightSkinsProverbs ???? pic.twitter.com/IanE4Nq2DS
— IG;@KELVINSKIP90 (@or_kelvin) April 20, 2016
#LightSkinsProverbs pic.twitter.com/ZUljcHUZA3
— Hashtager ®™ (@Mendel_2) April 20, 2016
??????lol #LightSkinsProverbs pic.twitter.com/USGaZJn7nx
— Tripple M. (@iiJstevoii) April 20, 2016
#LightSkinsProverbs. pic.twitter.com/tohJZ2ppqu
— kips newton (@KipsNewton) April 20, 2016
Sponsor akikufa; #LightSkinsProverbs be like, “Nitapata Mwengine Tu” pic.twitter.com/b2XvufziKp
— Machuka Wyclife (@Machukah) April 20, 2016
#LightSkinsProverbs you can’t maintain me…..but wait no chills???? pic.twitter.com/IN6evrua9y
— Crescent™ (@CrescentKE) April 20, 2016
#LightSkinsProverbs I don’t spy on my bae. I trust him pic.twitter.com/kxjig7jJ3R
— FBHae Kenya (@amoi_truline) April 20, 2016
#LightSkinsProverbs ukiona nimekubali jua uko na bahati, wanaume wananililia uko nje! ?
— Javin Bwirex Jnr (@GervanBwire) April 20, 2016
play with my man and i will go shopping with ur dad using your school fees ???? #LightSkinsProverbs
— freddy mckers (@mc_kers) April 20, 2016
“I am a model”, that’s the polite way of a
Light skin telling you she’s jobless. #LightSkinsProverbs— SHAN™ (@ShannonMuganzi) April 20, 2016
eat men’s money while u still got that pretty face. ujana ni moshi #LightSkinsProverbs
— Paul Omondi (@OmondilisedPaul) April 20, 2016
Men are like shoe laces. They enter many holes
before they tie the knot! #LightSkinsProverbs— Evans Gimix (@Skawd) April 20, 2016
Treat me like a queen and i’ll treat you like a king. But If you treat me like a game, i’ll show you how its played.#LightSkinsProverbs!
— Its Sam (@SamuelOnkangi) April 20, 2016
*lightskin seated next to driver* (shouts)Conductor shukisha #LightSkinsProverbs
— FBHae Kenya (@amoi_truline) April 20, 2016
After seeing smoke from shosh’s house Kwani pia shosh ako na shisha? #LightSkinsProverbs
— FBHae Kenya (@amoi_truline) April 20, 2016
