Hilarious: How to Save Contacts After a Night Out if You Have a Poor Memory

March 31, 2016

phonebookWe have all been there. You go out for a turn up on Friday night or whenever, you meet lots of people you would not mind knowing more, you save their contacts, but unfortunately, because you were in a drunken stupor you don’t remember exactly who was who when you wake the next morning.
Well, a solution has been found. Infact some of us are guilty of this.
Comedian and actor ‘Njugush’ of ‘Hapa Kule News’ and ‘Real Househelps of Kawangware’ has come up with a list of some of the names used to save those contacts.
When you know you have a poor memory but you have to save contacts after a night out… phonebook hukaa hivi;
Lillian (lightskin wa double shot (J.W)
Jose (introducer to Lillian)
Anita tusker light
Liz (mwanya or mapengo-to confirm with Jose)
Emma kusugua-(pale chini ya screen)
Winnie (tattoo on boobs)
Aggy (lonely kwa counter)
Maggie (ule wa hug nikitoka)
Lucy (kung’ethia-red top)
Kawira (ule alimwaga makaa ya shisha)
Eve (ule alitapikia Emma tukaacha kusuguana)
Emily (ule alishinda akisema boyfriend yake anamkujia)
Shiro (ule alikua anadance na ukuta)
Kamene (ule alikua anadance juu ya meza)
Betty (ule wa Asernal)
Judith (ule wa tights zimerun)
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