Why You Should Not Marry A Nairobi Woman

April 18, 2013


1. She believes she is a doll

2. When she is single her net pay is ksh.20,000 but her rent is 15,000,Transport.5000,clothing 5000 and food 10,000.You will probably marry a whore.

3. She’s never happy without wealth.

4.  Equality dominates her thinking.

5. She only says “thank you” when she sees money on the table.

6. If you run broke,nothing will stop her from cheating.

7. Artificial nails,artificial hair,artificial skin colour,artificial hips,artificial breasts.

8. Drinking is part of her diet.

9. At age 8: You take her to bed and tell her a story.

10. At age 18: You tell her a story and take her to bed.

11. At 28: You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

12. At 38: She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

13. At 48: You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

14. At 58: You stay in bed to avoid her story.

15. At 68: If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story.

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