*SENIOR COUNSEL GEORGE ORARO GOES TO A HOTEL*
WAITER: sema mkubwa nikuletee nini?
COUNSEL: how are you first respondent? i’d like to associate my dental formulae with the application by the second respondent.
COUNSEL; he he, okay let me use language commensurate with this setting. halo waiter, i want food.
WAITER: oh chakula gani?
COUNSEL: can i go through your nutritional affidavit?
WAITER: as in menu?
COUNSEL: I associate myself with your question hence i have an affirmative answer…
WAITER: okay, nikuletee chakula gani?
COUNSEL: interesting question, i humbly submit that i respond to it in two ways; a white semi solid product of monocotyledons, heat and a sufuria, as well as the thermally metamorphosed remains of Pisces. i have nothing useful to add.
WAITER: jamani nikuletee nini?
COUNSEL: samaki na ugali, is that better amicus ignorantae?
WAITER: he he sawa nakuletea, thanks for compliment by the way..
COUNSEL: puahahaha youcus welcomae.