This is a story about a couple ( JUGUMA DIANI AND WIFE ) who have been happily married
for many years.
The only friction in their marriage was jugumas habit of
farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife
and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every
morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was
making her sick. He told her he could not stop it and that it was
perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that
one day he would blow his guts out.
The years went by and he continued to rip them out!! Then
one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he
was upstairs sound asleep; she looked at the bowl where she had put the
turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a
malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where Juguma was sound asleep and , gently pulling back the bed covers, she
pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of
turkey guts into his shorts.
Some time later she heard Juguma waken with his usual
trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of
frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly
control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes!!!
After years of torture, she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.
About twenty minutes later, Juguma came downstairs in his
bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face She bit her lip
as she asked him what was the matter.
He said, ‘Honey, you were right. All those years you have
warned me and I didn’t listen to you’.
‘What do you mean?’ Well, you always told me that one day I
would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened.
But by the grace of God, some Vaseline and two fingers, I
think I got most of them back in!!!!