Kalembe Ndile’s Hilarious Letter To Bill Gates

September 25, 2012
Dear Bill Gates,
1. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the “Shut Down” button.

3. There is a button “Start” but there is no “Stop” button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is “Run” in the menu. One of my friend clicked “Run” has run up to kibwezi town. So, we request you to change that to “Sit”, so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any “Re-Scooter” available in system? As I find only “Re-Cycle”, but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is “Find” button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ‘Find’, but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my “Mouse” from the Cat, So I suggest you to provide one DOG to kill that cat..
(In fact ma worry is , once, the cat went near the mouse but it dint move, could it be dead?)

9. My child learnt “Microsoft Word” now he wants to learn “Microsoft Sentence”, so when will U provide that?
10.And the final question, Why do u call yourself Gates and u sell Windows?

Best regards

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