Ken on 21st Feb

Once again, this week was all about the ‘Faiba wakamba’s’. I don’t know why but they keep haunting Kenya’s online community. When Raila says you can’t run a government via Skype, they’re there. When Arsene Wenger is checking his watch to find out how much more they’ll concede, they’re there. When...

Ken on 20th Feb

It’s true that most of us spend more time on queues than building the nation. From banking halls, to government offices. No reason to do so any longer. Here is a tried and tested way of remaining in line, without breaking a sweat. © nairobiwire.com ...

Ken on 19th Feb

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for MicrosoftEurope. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Njoroge a Kenyan living in USA. • Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA programming to leave, 2000 people left. Njoro…ge said to himself, “I...

Ken on 19th Feb

Luo women are totally different from their male counter parts, they are said to stick to their men as long as she is believes she is the one and only. But don’t you dare look at another woman! The prerequisites are as follows, you have to have style and class If you what to make any headways. Don’t show up in a Probox dressed up looking like a...

Ken on 14th Feb

It’s Friday and it only means one thing, it’s time for the week’s funniest pictures. Mwalimu Dida was at the centre of everything after performing beyond expectation on Monday’s presidential debate. And speaking of the presidential debate, did you see the publicity poster that included only 6 candidates? Well, Muite went to court...

Ken on 14th Feb

American comedian Jimmy Kimmel last week rattled Kenyans, when he had some few of them read tweets by American celebrities in a segment of his show that he called ‘Kenyans Read Celebrity Tweets”. The reasons some Kenyans got angry however, was Kimmel’s suggestion that there is no Twitter or internet in Kenya. As a rejoinder to that...

Ken on 14th Feb

American comedian Jimmy Kimmel last week rattled Kenyans, when he had some few of them read tweets by American celebrities in a segment of his show that he called ‘Kenyans Read Celebrity Tweets”. The reasons some Kenyans got angry however, was Kimmel’s suggestion that there is no Twitter or internet in Kenya. As a rejoinder to that...

Ken on 13th Feb

This is Bishop Margaret Wanjiru back in the day.. And we can only say Glory.   © nairobiwire.com ...

Ken on 13th Feb

This is Bishop Margaret Wanjiru back in the day.. And we can only say Glory.   © nairobiwire.com ...

Ken on 12th Feb

LETTER TO MOHAMMED ABDUBA DIDA Asaleem Aleikhum, When You first announced your candidature~~through a T.V interview, not even a public rally~I immidiately dismissed You as a cheap, pot-induced fame-seeker. I even alluded that You must have smoked too much Marijuana and that Your head needed urgent examination! We saw Kingwa Kamenchu and her Underwear...