Because we are mandated to inform you about how your hard-earned Sportpesa “investments” are spent, allow us to update you on the current situation. It is dire! As you already know, Sh230 Million of our money has already been won by Gordon Ogada Paul.
And as we speak, our countless Sh100 losses, combined with our friends’ and relatives’ losses, could be buying Sportpesa CEO Ronald Karauri a Batmobile. Yes! You read that right…Batman’s official vehicle could be coming to Nairobi roads!!
The former Kenya Airways pilot is undoubtedly one of the wealthiest businessmen in the country. With a 6% stake in Sportpesa, he has the resources to ride expensive. And I don’t mean Range Rover expensive, Karauri is not a mere peasant.
He was recently spoilt for choice between a Batmobile and Formula 1 car while gallivanting in the United Kingdom.
In fact, he has decided against spending our Sportpesa “investments” on a Bugatti. Jesus Christ!! I told you the situation is dire!
He first spotted the Batmobile at the Exhibition Centre in London(ExCel) before posing with a Formula 1 race car at the Silverstone Circuit.
Taking to social media, Karauri showcased his sense of humor as he joked about wanting to buy the unbuyable big boy toys.
Posing next to the mean-looking Batmobile, he wrote: “F*** Bugatti.. I’ve decided to get myself the BatMobile.”
In a subsequent post, and posing next to an F1 car, he joked: “Decisions, decisions… #Batmobile or #Formula1.”
The lad is too rich he has expensive jokes!!