Kenyans on Twitter have started the new year in usual fashion. Using the hashtag #NjaanuarySurvialTips, they have been sharing the best survival tips for this dreaded month.
If you are one of the many Kenyans who spent more money than they could afford that December, these will come in very handy.
https://twitter.com/ItsNjokiKelvin/status/816222697470443521
https://twitter.com/Machukah/status/816188783095934976
https://twitter.com/ODMendel/status/816195342672793600
A moment of silence for our brothers tweeting from Opera Mini browser to save data bundles. #NjaanuarySurvivalTips
— Munene (@abmunene) January 3, 2017
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips dont fart anyhowly…save the gas for your stomach,you dont want it empty.Thank me now
— Patient Zero (@illmax_rubani) January 3, 2017
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips pic.twitter.com/CPRcIN7FlY
— Gitobu_001 (@Surveyor_001) January 3, 2017
https://twitter.com/DougOmurwa/status/816246478779904000
Why didnt I see this Bible verse in december??#NjaanuarySurvivalTips pic.twitter.com/WUhWIljAeU
— Stephen Ochieng (@Ochieng4Stephen) January 3, 2017
https://twitter.com/Danns_Obari/status/816232855332421632
December:We eat chicken
Jan:chicken products e.g eggs
Mid jan:we eat like chickens i.e cabbages,peas #NjaanuarySurvivalTips— Papi (@Erico_mutuku) January 3, 2017
Excessive Consumption of food is harmful to your pocket,do not eat and drive,eat responsibly!! By @ConsumersKenya😂 #NjaanuarySurvivalTips
— Qen (@KennyElMando) January 3, 2017
Don't give your account pin number to your girlfriend.
Thank me later.
— ⊙_◎ (@norahkay_) January 3, 2017
Grab a plot up the tree and build, say kwaheri to your landlord/lady #NjaanuarySurvivalTips pic.twitter.com/2ZY0S2qI2P
— Antony Kimani (@kimani_antony) January 3, 2017
It's this serious #njaanuarysurvivaltips pic.twitter.com/OtACK6dcBc
— Israel🇮🇱 (@Mejja_i) January 3, 2017
https://twitter.com/finnyLaura/status/816202422259482624
https://twitter.com/Skharlifa/status/816202062602059776
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips saizi watu wanafikiria kula ata Xmas tree 😁😁 @kenyan_pundit
— EVANS📣 (@PaparazziKE) January 3, 2017
Lunch boxes for carrying jana's food will come in handy #NjaanuarySurvivalTips
— Nya Kweya (@nya_kweya) January 3, 2017
https://twitter.com/ItsKwamboka/status/816190290570739713
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips story ya relationship kwanza ni nonono for me this month @kenyan_pundit
— EVANS📣 (@PaparazziKE) January 3, 2017
https://twitter.com/Machukah/status/816188850741592064
https://twitter.com/Machukah/status/816187938023309312
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips njaanuary brings out the artist in u pic.twitter.com/Z4FbXe51Tp
— top Acer (@DavidShishniz) January 3, 2017
Kupunguza gharama #NjaanuarySurvivalTips pic.twitter.com/JPV2ycTT3a
— Mikaeli (@mikhailmtu) January 3, 2017
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips
Be underwater..cheza chini ! pic.twitter.com/JVAAya9PEE— Burgudah (@_jaloez) January 3, 2017
Njaanuary starter pack #NjaanuarySurvivalTips pic.twitter.com/wwrURq7zHT
— kelvin Mwenda (@kmwenda69) January 3, 2017
Pale Umoja:
Umoinner 80bob
Fcuk that train ni 40bob na haina jam#NjaanuarySurvivalTips— KABABA (@GeneralWaitish) January 3, 2017
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips zile mikembe za last year pic.twitter.com/7vBfBa7jaA
— Mikaeli (@mikhailmtu) January 3, 2017
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips ukiangusha 50 bob pic.twitter.com/QOqopDEJVx
— Mikaeli (@mikhailmtu) January 3, 2017
Ni kunoma #NjaanuarySurvivalTips pic.twitter.com/4bTWe41d9B
— Zablon Riro (@RiroZablon) January 3, 2017
turn your starvation to fasting #NjaanuarySurvivalTips
— Benedict ooko (@ookobenedict1) January 3, 2017
https://twitter.com/salt_de_dj/status/816257698605965312
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips Lol pic.twitter.com/mcWexrMJS6
— Cyrus Kariuki🇰🇪 (@CyrusKariuki_) January 3, 2017
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips Tokens zikiisha pic.twitter.com/HGnUCCQLXt
— Cyrus Kariuki🇰🇪 (@CyrusKariuki_) January 3, 2017
Every time a lady laughs at your dry jokes,she is expecting lunch or dinner in return. So my friend just get lost! #NjaanuarySurvivalTips
— MAKMENDE AMERUDI. (@_Makmende) January 3, 2017
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips Don't invite a luhya friend to your house..i repeat DON'T
— mj° (@mj_kunta) January 3, 2017
Blacklist the landlord #NjaanuarySurvivalTips pic.twitter.com/7UvqeoJpzD
— Silva (@S_Machoka) January 3, 2017
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips Kenyans though.😂😂 pic.twitter.com/37K9PGWt8b
— Cyrus Kariuki🇰🇪 (@CyrusKariuki_) January 3, 2017
https://twitter.com/salt_de_dj/status/816251904112099329
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips Nikunoma pic.twitter.com/1tgvKQmKH0
— Y J (@jaykashed) January 3, 2017
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips mkate should run for 4days @alex_sagini pic.twitter.com/p1gRlhd8xK
— Mayaka Official🐐 🇺🇦 (@Iam_Mayaka) January 3, 2017
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips Buy chapati na omena maneno kwisa pic.twitter.com/YIKwz5PYOg
— Owenga Bakari (@MwalimuOwenga) January 3, 2017
