Kenyans on Twitter are currently going H.A.M on the newest trending topic, Brain Cell 2, which basically points out the difference between what people think about saying and what they eventually end up saying.
The craze has been trending in other parts of the world since last week but appeared to gain more prominence among Kenyan Twitteratti on Tuesday when they came out in their numbers to contribute, as they have done countless times before.
And they did not let down as they portrayed some of the popular and hilarious Kenyan mannerisms that are only unique to us.
We have sampled some of the best reactions below.
Brain cell 1: I want to release songs with positive message.
Brain cell 2: I want my music to change and inspire the youth.
Mouth: Una shuta una hara, Unajipaka mafuta unaparara.
— Kapuka Facts™ (@KapukaFacts) July 24, 2018
In a matatu sat next to a beautiful lady.
Brain Cell 1: Tell her she looks cute.
Brain Cell 2 : Tell her that her beautiful face just made you smile.
Mouth: Hii jam manze.
— Sir Rap-A-Lot (@OsamaOtero) July 24, 2018
During cuddles…
Brain cell 1: Boost his ego and tell him how amazing those strokes were
Brain cell 2: Tell him how you appreciate how he cuddles you after strokes ndio askie poa poa
Her: Ule dama anaitwa Nancy hushinda akicomment kwa IG posts zako ni nani to you?
— Baby Wĩtũ (@karigoh) July 24, 2018
Brain Cell 1: Tell her that you want to take her out on a date.
Brain Cell 2: Tell her that you want to meet up with her to catch up.
Mouth: Leta Vitu Nigware
— Brian Mbunde™ (@Brianmbunde) July 24, 2018
Brain cell 1: Tell her she looks beautiful
Brain cell 2: Tell her you like her new dress
Mouth: Btw haukai wewe
— You (@JayFreaKay) July 24, 2018
Brain cell 1: she maad fine! Approach her!
Brain cell 2: be polite and ask her out on a friendly date
Mouth: pic.twitter.com/NcbwKJRtfE
— abdi ? (@kininging) July 24, 2018
Brain cell 1 : Tell him you enjoy being around him.
Brain cell 2 : Tell him you want to spend more time together.
Mouth : pic.twitter.com/aL222Xnzxv
— Return of the Mack (@comehollaatme) July 24, 2018
Meeting my friends.
Brain cell 1: Tell them you just woke upBrain cell 2: tell them to give you 2 hours to be ready.
Mouf: Niko hapa odeon ..5 minutes nitakua nimefika ???????
— Zee’s Aunt. ?? ((Wanjikû.)) (@wakah_mahjid) July 24, 2018
Brain Cell 1: what course do you do?
Brain Cell 2: what year are you in?
Mouth: unachafua course gani totois?
— Solange Mbunde (@ianmbunde) July 24, 2018
Brain cell 1: Say you’re sorry
Brain cell 2: Say it was a slip of the tongue
Me: Sasa hutaniongelesha? ?
— Wa’Roman ?? (@NyokabiWainaina) July 24, 2018
Brain cell 1: Tell her you want her
Brain cell 2: Tell her you want her all night
Mouth: utapata mat kweli?!
— TheeConrad ?? (@conrad_ashh) July 24, 2018
During sex…
Brain cell 1: Tell her she’s sweet
Brain cell 2: Tell her she’s tight
Mouth: Paka mate niteleze, kama nyoka pangoni
— Billy (@Crazy_Nairobian) July 24, 2018
Customer: We want better deals.
Brain cell 1: Ignore them.
Brain Cell 2: Keep ignoring them.Jumia: 20 Heinekens at 1k, Free delivery for order above 4k, 500bob voucher for every delivered order, 60% discounts and many more #JumiaExplosion
— Jumia Kenya (@JumiaKenya) July 24, 2018
Brain cell 1: I enjoy your company, and it’ll be an honor to take you out tonight.
Brain cell 2: Would you fancy a lunch date with me?
Mouth: pic.twitter.com/xJNTKKYzBf
— Mr. Always Winning (@CrazyMkenya) July 24, 2018
Brain cell 1:Concentrate
Brain cell 2:Usitry kudoz
Brain cell 3: pic.twitter.com/yPZqNeHzPY— Kari (@JOJOMODOS) July 24, 2018
Brain cell 1: Tell her I love you
Brain cell 2: No, tell her you’re in love with her
Mouth: Umeskiza Kwangwaru?
— Cerebral assassin (@xysist) July 21, 2018
*In Court
Brain Cell 1: say ‘Your Honour’
Brain Cell 2: say ‘my lord’Mouth: My Honour…
— Onderi Nyabuti (@NB_Onderi) July 24, 2018
Brain cell 1: say shule
Brain cell 2: say chuoMy Mouth: chule ?
— jaymiee__ (@EDMfreaak) July 19, 2018
Brain Cell 1:I will not vote for corrupt leaders.
Brain Cell 2: I will not be lured by handouts.
Mouth: Kumira Kumira
— ?????? ????™ (@millanouma) July 24, 2018
*PLO LUMUMBA*
Brain cell 1: I am shocked by the number of schools Being burnt down
Brain cell 2: This must stop.His mouth: The ongoing burning of schools is a miasma of deprecated apotheosis of a haemorrhagic plutocracy ……..
— JULIE NJERI (@_nguru_) July 24, 2018
Senator Moses Wetangula
Brain Cell 1;Don’t just lose your position like a boy
Brain Cell 2;It will be messy,noisy and with Casualties#WetangulaOnCitizen #Newsnight
Later; pic.twitter.com/MmNyUFmMzj— 021’s Greatest (@Muranga_Patriot) July 24, 2018
My Alarm at 5:00am, a week before exams.
Brain cell 1: Wake up and Study
Brain cell 2: Go through some Past PapersMouth: Aaaaargh, Wacha ikuje vile itakuja pic.twitter.com/XUsNRZoCJ2
— RkN™?? (@Ronn_Kinuthia) July 24, 2018
Brain cell 1: Ask her out on a date…
Brain cell 2: Tell her that you like her
Mouth: pic.twitter.com/fKYY4cecy8
— SOCIO (@YayoWachira) July 24, 2018
Brain cell 1:Just let it go,it’s a one time thing.
Brain cell 2:He already said sorry,let it slide.Me:Its okay,I just think its funny that… pic.twitter.com/SwwXHdn5pN
— Pretty n petty? (@_njaunesss) July 24, 2018
Brain cell 1: Don’t overdress Brain cell 2: She loves Jidenna Me showing up pic.twitter.com/Q8lYUV0Zw2
— Faustine ? (@FaustineDan) July 24, 2018
Brain cell 1: Tell her she looking so peng
Brain cell 2: No, tell her you are really happy she came through
Mouth: Ushai Lambwa Lolo? pic.twitter.com/YBmkhA3kQu
— You (@KingWariu) July 21, 2018
