What can we say about Kenyans on social media that has not been said before? The ever creative and hilarious Kenyan Twitterati and Facebook users are at it once again, and this time it is about Raila Odinga’s Canaan.
With only a few days to the General Election, the Canaan hysteria has taken over social media and the results are absolutely hilarious.
One of the more interesting reactions to the anticipated land of milk and honey is a screenshot of a crazy google search.
The search reads: Is there fresh nunu in Canaan?
This was the result
Below are some more hilarious memes and tweets.
When there is fresh nunu daily in Canaan but ushaambiwa it is not in your portion ???? #canaan pic.twitter.com/Ji4VKFE8qK
— Meme Guru ™ (@Thee_808_mafia) August 2, 2017
Bt where did we go wrong? ???? #SidebySide #JKLive #canaan #CanaanForAll #CanaanCantBeKilled pic.twitter.com/Fgo7AOq0A1
— Kelvins Spencer (@Spencerblogger) August 3, 2017
Mimi ni kikuyu na nishajipanga na kabiz mkifika mnywe kachai#CanaanForAll pic.twitter.com/OvqfqV1wuP
— Kalydia (@LydiaBecca) August 3, 2017
#CanaanForAll #RailonzoNaneNane pic.twitter.com/H3d7am3mDp
— Owiti Mudekhere (@MudekhereOwiti) August 3, 2017
#CanaanForAll Walevi wil b Waleviticus,Madem wahaga big watakuwa Haggai,Wale wa kupenda salon watakuwa Thesalonians n Mafisi wil b Wafilisti
— Amakanji Thomas (@AmakanjiThomas) August 3, 2017
Alafu Wanaume mjue Canaan hakuna kutumia
Viagra, we want free and fair
erections.#CanaanForAll— Smooth Operator (@SmoothOperatorI) August 3, 2017
Pple need to Know that money will nt be everything in Canaan like it is in Egypt ?? #Canaan #CredibleElectionKe pic.twitter.com/4WmQSiZMJE
— Collins (@collyluiz) July 29, 2017
Kenyans???.5days to change your mind #JKLive #Kivumbi2017 @citizentvkenya @dailynation @sakian_ #UhuruNiWetu @JubileePartyK #canaan pic.twitter.com/M81FJFGV21
— POLITICAL IXION (@FranklinChes1) August 2, 2017
Hey bro, how long is this flight to #Canaan? pic.twitter.com/gcLZA8Cz3r
— #OneLoveKE (@Kamoreh_) July 28, 2017
Ile tender ya kusupply unleavened bread and bitter herbs ishapeanwa? Mimi naitafuta. #canaan
— Joseph Kohe Njuguna (@JosephKohe) August 3, 2017
Checking into #Canaan like a boss… ??? pic.twitter.com/vx2Qu4ULO7
— Joe Wanjohi (@WanjohiKE) August 3, 2017
Is Canaan really better than Kenya? I’m particularly worried by the absence of the word AVOCADO in the entire Bible. It’s OK though. Twende.
— SAMANTHA (@MissBobo) August 2, 2017
Vera sidika and Huddah are yet to decide who will be named Haggai when we arrive in Canaan????????? pic.twitter.com/NJJQuZWP9o
— Munene Linturi (@muneneeric11) August 2, 2017
journey to canaan pic.twitter.com/lqrV34pKR1
— Verified (@njiiru) August 3, 2017
When it hits you that Moses never entered Canaan. pic.twitter.com/5YdQzA69gr
— Njagi (@kevinjagi) August 3, 2017
I arrived at Canaan earlier today..and my Frens..its really the land of milk and hunnies! Kuna madeeem…kujeni! pic.twitter.com/b88WiMSINJ
— seth gor (@seth_gor) July 31, 2017
#JoshuaMwitu trying to cross to Canaan ?????? pic.twitter.com/c8NOfyKH0K
— kiarie ?? (@PaulKiarie_) August 2, 2017
#MwashumbeNaNickTBT @iamnickodhiambo
I have just confirmed Canaan’s Wi-Fi
Password is : Tialalaa
Username is : Tibiiiiiim— Musumba Martin (@MMusumba1) August 3, 2017
9th of August….road to Canaan……. pic.twitter.com/SS7N51R8f5
— Intellect Mogul (@GicheruGicheru) August 3, 2017
I swear a conductor just yelled “Canaan thate” ???
— Genius Blonde (@Sc0fy_) July 31, 2017
50 by100 plots for sale in Canaan
Damascus 500K
Canaan CBD 1.6M
Bethlehem 450K
Jordan 250K
Jericho Condominium 1.8M
Emmaus ranches 250K— kiarie ?? (@PaulKiarie_) August 2, 2017
First come first Serve
50×100 plot in Bethlehem 100000
Canaan Town 150000
Damascus 80000
Ukichelewa utakaa kwa rentals za Cain#TwendeCanaan— Liremele☆ (@Mufasa_the1) July 31, 2017
With or without ferries Canaan is a reality #FerryImefika pic.twitter.com/WCQXRThtxs
— Rabbi (@VictorKipronoK1) August 3, 2017
Canaan starter pack pic.twitter.com/Wgfkk87GcA
— Steve Karis (@Stve_karis) August 3, 2017
We dont need a ferry to cross to Canaan!mtatupata huko.Let Uhuru Launch the road for #MVJambo #FerryImefika #UhuruInKitui pic.twitter.com/0wbY2JsMQN
— Kibanga titus (@titohbrians) August 3, 2017
Some creative Kenyan has come up with a Canaan Facebook app. It’s rough on my friends ??????? pic.twitter.com/pXUhQzGRYI
— Aduda (@DerylAduda) August 3, 2017
How I will eat the night before the trip to Canaan. ? pic.twitter.com/QicTUZ7zsa
— Albie (@MisterAlbie) August 3, 2017
You still there dreaming of Raila’s retirement,Canaan is REAL my friend.. You better book your place ???#BabaNaneNaneRetire pic.twitter.com/IE4clsphGy
— Retired Comrade (@retired_comrade) August 3, 2017
Every man who joins Canaan next month will be given this present! #Choice2017 pic.twitter.com/j2fKvzNgWi
— ?? A K O K O ?? (@AkokoFelix) July 27, 2017
Tunaenda canaan I hav my ticket already @WehliyeMohamed @ahmednasirlaw pic.twitter.com/KIzvaGGV7u
— llorente9 (@llorente_ali) August 3, 2017
Najua watu wa NASA Mkivukishwa kupelekwa canaan ? wakamba wataachwa apo RED SEA wakikunywa maji???????
— CALDON WILLIAMS (@CalDonWilliams) August 3, 2017
Heee…… tutaafford kweli????
???
#CanaanForAll pic.twitter.com/PntyXlStdb— Ingrid (@ingrid_donnet) August 2, 2017
Staki kujua Caanan lazima niende #canaan #CanaanForAll #ElectionsKE pic.twitter.com/mVKbg89ZB9
— Mwarango MBS (@mwarango) August 3, 2017
It’s very easy to go to Caanan #CanaanForAll #CanaanCantBeKilled #Canaan #Tibiimm pic.twitter.com/8pQmY9v1e1
— Mwarango MBS (@mwarango) August 2, 2017
