Being one of the most popular ‘teachers’ in the country, comedienne Teacher Wanjiku was among the many Kenyans eagerly anticipating the release of KCSE results yesterday.
The teacher took to Facebook to remind her fans what it was like to receive one’s results back in the day.
“Siku Kama ya Leo ulikuwa unabuy ruler unaenda nayo Kwa notice board. Unamake sure ni straight ndio usisome results za Msee mwingine kimakosa. Ukijipata Na D yako rasmi. Hivo ndio ulianza life pekee yako juu inabidi haurudi home. But watu walikuwa wanachukiwa ni wale wasee wa A Na B kina sisi sasa. Baada ya kujua umepass .Inabidi umekaa hapo siku mzima Alafu mtu akikuja unamshow akuangalilie yako juu Wewe unaogopa.”
The results were ofcourse the top trending topic on twitter as social media users reacted to some of the shocking reports. Speaking during the release of the results on Thursday morning, education Cabinet Secretary Fred Matiang’i revealed that about 366,000 candidates who took the 2015 Kenya Certificate of Secondary Education (KCSE) examinations did not attain the minimum university entry grade of C+ and above.
The CS also pointed out that more than 5,000 candidates will not get their results as a result of cheating.
Here are some of the reactions from twitter
Kenyan gals before #KCSE and after #KCSEResults pic.twitter.com/iwgUbsAlDk
— WEX (@CassimHashim) March 3, 2016
When someone who got a D- in their KCSE after all the leakage tries to greet you. #KCSEResults #KCSE2015Results pic.twitter.com/tWpOQINer1
— Ahmed Mohamed (@asmali77) March 3, 2016
When you the only one who scored A in KCSE in your village #KCSEResults #2015KCSEResults pic.twitter.com/q9AAbtZ0An
— Atanas™ (@Atanasi_) March 3, 2016
Then you’ll find this one passed well his #KCSEResults pic.twitter.com/GdHyPWb8sa
— Atanas™ (@Atanasi_) March 3, 2016
haha Maths was a nightmare to me But i still made it to campus#KCSEResults pic.twitter.com/GVWDBzjlwt
— Victor Mateso Tupu™ (@victormatara) March 3, 2016
When you see a person who refused to help you with a bilo got D- in #KCSEResults pic.twitter.com/u4lKj76tXH
— JOHNNY GACHANJA (@JohnnyGachanja) March 3, 2016
How you show your neighbours results when your child get A #KCSEResults pic.twitter.com/SiLKNELdUk
— JOHNNY GACHANJA (@JohnnyGachanja) March 3, 2016
DAD: An E in your #KCSEResults? I can’t believe you’re this stupid
SON: Wonder where I got the stupidity from
DAD: pic.twitter.com/AgfNTJj7Wy
— King A (@AdamMaina_) March 3, 2016
After the #KCSEResults a lot of conversations in many homes will be…’Nimeuza Ng’ombe kupeleka Ng’ombe ngine shule’ pic.twitter.com/owhBKEzhvb
— Ahmed Mohamed (@asmali77) March 3, 2016
This how most parents are feeling after #KCSEResults pic.twitter.com/MNn65xw1jq
— The Kenyan Picasso™ (@BillyCasso) March 3, 2016
⅔ didn’t qualify to campus. I think canning should be re-introduced to schools.. #KCSEResults pic.twitter.com/DcPynwGBpn
— Machuka Wyclife (@Machukah) March 3, 2016
How you arrive at your former school to pick your D- when everyone expected you to score a strong E #KCSEResults pic.twitter.com/E1c67A46p8
— Ole Teya (@Kevin_teya) March 3, 2016
This is alliance boys
Alliance boys has 102As while sleeping
Be like alliance#KCSEResults pic.twitter.com/mgBdpLB12a— THE GOONER (@Arsenal_chap) March 3, 2016
After #kcseresults ukishaajua what your classmates got… ndio people move on.. kabisa pic.twitter.com/xyozFttgy1
— shiladiva (@sheilakimm) March 3, 2016
meanwhile as others are celebrating #KCSEResults pic.twitter.com/4FKHtQQeIH
— Jeffrey Keah (@jeffrey_keah) March 3, 2016
Brilliant #KCSEResults of Dan Bosco Secondary school in Eastleigh, Kamukunji constituency. Well done boys and girls. pic.twitter.com/glu9qXEJnH
— Ahmed Mohamed (@asmali77) March 3, 2016
Hawa nao wamepata ngapi ngapi? #KCSEResults pic.twitter.com/0UVGfGSTtB
— Gathoni Ireri (@wash1z) March 3, 2016
I give up now ????? #KCSEResults pic.twitter.com/rr7pvEUlIh
— Fred Kipkoech CS (@FredKipkoech) March 3, 2016
Congrats to those who passed.. Those who didn’t life is more than just exams … Cheers!?This way next #KCSEResults pic.twitter.com/ZMfYEnzqfJ
— @bintathman (@ladykayb1) March 3, 2016
Thank God for those who passed, but for those that didn’t there’s definitely life after #KCSEResults #Purpose pic.twitter.com/f7QvmXSkDc
— #KidsCoach (@TerryShiundu) March 3, 2016
Students from #Maranda High School celebrate on the streets of #Bondo town, mean grade 10.62. #KCSEResults pic.twitter.com/U3Byskclx0
— Sulwe FM (@SulweFM) March 3, 2016
Dad: Uko na points ngapi KCSE
Son: Niko na 77
Dad: Mbona ni 47 hapa kwa simu?
Son: Safaricom walikata 30 ya kutoa results. #KCSEResults
— Simon Barack Onyango (@Simon_Barrack) March 3, 2016
#KCSEResults for ARSENAL FC:
FA D+
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE D
CAPITAL CUP E
PREMIER LEAGUE D
MEAN GRADE D
— kalekachali (@kalekachali) March 3, 2016
Wakenya yawa! #KCSEResults pic.twitter.com/DGq0lrZgjJ
— Mahat Mabhangi (@mmwondi) March 3, 2016
Ukiambiwa you explain how you got a “D” and you we’re the one supplyin leakage
#KCSEResults pic.twitter.com/ZF4CXUNvTX— Black Bar Mitzvah ✞ (@Krazy__Kenyan) March 3, 2016
#KCSEResults LMAO #KOT Hii mnaonaje? Is it even possible? pic.twitter.com/NtqhsHX2Px
— nairobi wire™ (@nairobiwire) March 3, 2016
2015 candidate awaiting #KCSEResults pic.twitter.com/E9yGz2rtWP
— Machuka Wyclife (@Machukah) March 3, 2016
reasons why some schools dint perform well in the #KCSEResults pic.twitter.com/9IEhQkh28N
— abra (@ItsRaham) March 3, 2016
#KCSEResults you wrote this on your paper and waiting for nothing not less that A pic.twitter.com/vN0Ji2L4Oz
— chebii (@spencer_chebii) March 3, 2016
After release of KCSE. #KCSEResults #kcse2015 pic.twitter.com/Qlcfeqobrl
— Frank Zushi (@zushifrank) March 3, 2016
#KCSEResults as we awaits the results let’s see what these people’s Opinion pic.twitter.com/6hoiaC2bOo
— Kev (@kelvin_miwa) March 3, 2016
#KCSEResults
Matiangi can’t hear, can’t see. You will have to account for your grades. pic.twitter.com/KxgHwrI1n6
— NG’ANG’A THE BLOGGER (@mckelvin_ngathy) March 3, 2016
#KCSEResults when lightskin tells you she joined KMTC, then you tell her that is boda boda number plate #KCSEResults pic.twitter.com/dHhbBm9UiL
— youngstarsblog (@youngstarsblog) March 3, 2016
