One of the most hyped and awaited interviews in 2015 that was to have Victor Kanyari on The Trend failed to materialize after the prophet failed to show up on the NTV program hosted by Larry Madowo.
His failure to make it to the show caused a stir on social media as KOT made funny and hilarious speculations of what might have caused the unprecedented twist of events. What shocked most of us was the message he sent to apologize for his absence.
Here are some of the rib-cracking tweets sparked by his absence on the show
Kanyari Got Laid with This Grammar.. What are you trynna Tel me!! pic.twitter.com/w7dXLw2X9g
— Kanyari Furani (@nick_JASSY) January 16, 2015
He he he ati waiting for Kanyari is like waiting for Njoki Chege to ride on a blue subaru & live in Roysambu. lool — Makena Faidah. (@angel_pompy) January 16, 2015
Hehe the next time am late I will just pull a #Kanyari on my boss. Nimecherewa juu ya mabo furani furani ,sorry sorry sorry a hardred times!
— Bonnita (@bonnybonnita) January 17, 2015
Haha>>> “@IAM_Kaytie: @JoniMash Yeah Sure.. #Kanyari is Just but a Joke.. Ain’t Judging but truth be told!” — Joni Mash (@JoniMash) January 17, 2015
#Thetrend @LarryMadowo just give up on #Kanyari unless upande mbegu he will always pull a fast one..
— Passmore (@pierenyingi) January 16, 2015
Just heard that Prophet #Kanyari is not appearing on the #TheTrend maybe @LarryMadowo hakupanda mbegu ya 310. Panda mbegu Larry na atakuja!! — Patrick Mula (@Patrick_Mulla) January 16, 2015
Kanyari has promised to turn this Cabbage into Ugali & feed All Luhyas in NTV Studio #TheTrend #Kanyari #miracle .LOL pic.twitter.com/CeSV6y85dv
— Kanyari Furani (@nick_JASSY) January 16, 2015
#Kanyari‘s church followers upon hearing that he will be on #TheTrend @larrymadowo pic.twitter.com/Lu8rgUcGuq — #NextBigThing (@jameskarimi_) January 16, 2015
#kanyari diction #kot are quite pathetic at that …blast him on something else …#PhonyPastor #$windler ….et cetera
— theDayvie (@IDayvie) January 16, 2015
I mean seriously @larrymadowo did you think #kanyari would show up??? Na ashanunua rolls roys!!!! Hehee #thetrend #thetrench — Shemson (@Shemcomin) January 16, 2015
#Kanyari ran short of permanganet hence boycot of the chem practicals @kot @larrymadowo specimen k (mwanamke) was neither available
— Raygory (@Raygory1) January 16, 2015
#Kanyari,I like his confidence, he did not edit his text #furani #hardred …anyway ,#thetrend was dope . — JOENIE KWENYE TWEET (@joenieThePoet) January 16, 2015
@cindo_muendo hehe. Like criasly, #Kanyari twakuomba izo 310 peleke English and Swahili classes.
— Njege The Main Man (@Nderitwo) January 16, 2015
@xtiandela Does it mean ukizaa mtoto usimwite jina #Kanyari??? @larrymadowo @koinangejeff #theTrend @teddykid254 @muhahami @IAM_gish — DR.JEREMIAH MECHA (@yunshijunior) January 16, 2015
It would hav bn a big shame hosting #Kanyari with @koinangejeff on the bench @muhahami @zellyberry #theTrend
— DR.JEREMIAH MECHA (@yunshijunior) January 16, 2015
#Kanyari The Socialite — Staicey Hudson (@hudson_staicey) January 16, 2015
@xtiandela kwani #Kanyari aliangushwa akiwa mtoi? mbona hakukam? #TheTrend #TTTT @LarryMadowo
— I.G Jahsto (@jasto30) January 16, 2015
it appears @LarryMadowo hakupaka Vaseline kwa miguu awa!! @KoinangeJeff ama alikua amejipanga kuoshwa miguu na #kanyari @ntvkenya #theTrend — #SafaricomActiv8 (@SodieGee) January 16, 2015
#Kanyari keeps winnng……hahahahahahahahahaha @larrymadowo koinangejeff @ntvkenya http://t.co/KBkkxM4Ocu
— Fiona (@fiona_theartist) January 16, 2015
@LarryMadowo ama tupande mbegu ya 31 ndio huyu msee akuje #kanyari — Dennis lynx (@LynxDennis) January 16, 2015
#Kanyari and #2Chainz have one thing in common. cc: @LarryMadowo @theTrendLive
— John Johny Gitau™ (@PabloJohny) January 16, 2015
That weird moment when you trust the greatest con #kanyari #thetrend @larrymadowo — Solomon muraya (@Solomonmuraya) January 16, 2015
“@HizelMutahi: Ntv walikataa kupanda mbegu ya 310 ndio maana kanyari hajakam” @KoinangeJeff @LarryMadowo @ntvkenya #Kanyari #TheTrend
— ZeroPoliticz (@ZeroPoliticz) January 16, 2015
I thought #Kanyari was watching the show from Kamiti!!! Come on! @ntvkenya @larrymadowo @koinangejeff #JKL #theTrend — DR.JEREMIAH MECHA (@yunshijunior) January 16, 2015
#Kanyari ameogopa kizungu.he was @kameme for 4hrs last month @koinangejeff @larrymadowo @ntvkenya
— JEREMY C THUKU (@thukujeremy23) January 16, 2015
You know January is a month full of struggle when its hardness starts reflecting in numbers ‘HARDred’ #TheTrend @LarryMadowo #kanyari
— musyoka david (@musyokadavid151) January 16, 2015
Hehe..Hana Internet “@Lil_Cutie_Paula: Aki ata angegoogle RSVP fck @nick_JASSY Sorry Sorry a HARDRED times pris!! LMFAO #theTrend – #Kanyari
— Furani (@nick_JASSY) January 16, 2015
#Thetrend @LarryMadowo just give up on #Kanyari unless upande mbegu he will always pull a fast one..
— Passmore (@pierenyingi) January 16, 2015
“@RobinsonMwenda: Someone update me about #Kanyari on #TheTrend” he chickened out
— Dr Kenneth Wameyo (@wameyokw) January 16, 2015
Sorry Sorry a HARDRED times pris!! LMFAO #theTrend – #Kanyari
— Furani (@nick_JASSY) January 16, 2015
Remove your log in your own eye first before you grammatically correct #Kanyari.Them even incorrectly pronounced names or words on air.
— Faith Muthoni (@famkiuma) January 17, 2015
#kanyari doing a snob dance for @LarryMadowo “ahahaha suckers” thetrend now you know. pic.twitter.com/PQQy09De58
— Don Banderas Dias (@DonBanderas) January 18, 2015
Hizi choo za #kanyari,kenyari ziko na WiFi mtu yangu +310…..endeni Mredeem pesa yenu,haiya!!!
— Sir Alex (@gich_alex) January 18, 2015
Just make calls, instead of texting ku avoid mambo furani.. dead. #Kanyari
— Mwaura Njoroge (@mtwita) January 17, 2015
@kjmuturi eish…sina words…amebore sana. The guilty are always afraid. #Kanyari #theTrend @LarryMadowo
— Rose Kinuthia (@ShikoKinuthia) January 17, 2015