Yesterday witnessed another trending twitter hash tag, #TheNairobiWoman. Kenyans on Twitter, or #KOT as they are commonly known , united to give what turned out to be the most hilarious compilation of traits of Nairobi women. The following are the best of those tweets.
#TheNairobiWoman handbag ni kubwa hadi ina search button.” ~> \_
#TheNairobiWoman shaves her eyebrows and draws back a NIKE logo.#TheNairobiWoman The only Food that she cooks best is Noodles.#thenairobiwoman is at the office at 6am so as to tweet via Ipad.#TheNairobiWoman shops at eNGARAsha but wants Enkarasha when you hook up!
#TheNairobiWoman will want a Guy who drives at 25,na rooms kwao zimegawanishwa na leso
#TheNairobiWoman starts her shopping at Enka Rasha for browsing purposes then proceeds to Ngara for actualization.
#TheNairobiWoman Will not marry a Bcom material yet she has a diploma in Insect behavior
#TheNairobiWoman goes to bed in a speedo biker and stockings over her head.”
#theNairobiWoman always has that one EX who can gerrrit anytime he wants.
If #TheNairobiWoman starts a phone call with, “Aki sweetie si unajua nakupenda” your bank account is about to suffer.
#TheNairobiWoman borrows heels to look classy but ends up walking like a newborn calf.
#TheNairobiWoman Insists on soda and pizza during dates but take ugali and salt at home
#TheNairobiWoman Puts on A wig brigher than her future
#TheNairobiwoman will hate on sm1 elses weave forgetting shez also put on one.
#TheNairobiWoman atapanda Paradiso from Githurai to town alaf apande cab to skylux”hahaha
#TheNairobiWoman takes a 30min bath and wears makeup to go and buy airtime across the road.
#TheNairobiWoman sticks a piece of dry grass through her ear piercing
#thenairobiwoman: she doesn’t SMH coz her wig may fall off!
#TheNairobiWoman Claims she’s worth a mita dowry, yet pronounces 12 as ‘Twelof
#TheNairobiWoman sounds like Alicia Keys on the phone yet looks like Birdman in person
#TheNairobiWoman Thinks all dogs are called simba.
#TheNairobiWoman Shaves eyebrows,draws them back now she looks always suprised.”
By Kenyans on Twitter
Compiled by @nairobiwire