Broke ?? Disillusioned ?? Hates Underwear ?? …. Madam President Yawa
In honor of Her Excellency Madam Kingwa Kamencu’s 29th birthday tomorrow, all citizens of Kenya are requested refrain from wearing underwear in accordance with Pillar Three of her campaign- An Underwear Free Africa (AUFA).
All citizens are also urged to turn up in great numbers at the Secrets Lounge (View Park Towers) from 7pm with a thousand bob (and more if you can) in hand as seed money for this early part of the campaign which will without a doubt be picking up with huge momentum in the next couple of days and delivering a historic and unprecedented win to State House.
Thank you and best wishes.
Tonight at 9.50, Madam President appears on Agenda Kenya on NTV with other aspirants…
Okay people, tomorrow is your president’s birthday.
Madam President’s Campaign Updates from Kisumu…
Was given the chance to speak to revelers at Turtles Nightclub here in Kisumu a few minutes ago and the good people showed such love. Now that holding rallies will be such an arduous and financially draining venture, i’m thinking night clubs are the absolute way to go.
So watch out people, Kingwa Kamencu’s campaign (the winning campaign) will be coming soon to a town and a night club near you!!This is just weird. One of the light switches above the bed produces some multi-coloured flashing disco light kind of thing. You can almost start dancing save for the lack of music. I wonder what inspired that particular aesthetic….I think our general agenda when in government will be to deliver An Underwear Free Africa (AUFA); liberating African people to walk underwear free, like their ancestors did.
Just checked into my hotel, Milimani Resort, here at Kisumu. I rode a pikipiki to get here, screaming in terror all the way (Usiniangushee!!!!!!) and with my metallic grey handbag, pink suitcase and me strangling the neck of the poor driver as i clung on for dear life, it must have been quite a sight! Nevertheless, hotel sweet hotel.
I have a thousand bob. Which bus will get me to Kisumu at this rate/fare and where do i panda it?
Next time get a flight ticket from my foundation and you could use my facility at the lakeside city for a day or two madam president.It is these little things you do that makes a hell lot of difference.worry not VP Bidden took a train ride for almost all his entire senate service to Washington.Many pple thaught that was ridiculous,but thats what endeared him to the american voters when obama chose him as a running mate.
|I think i will be tokelezeaing for IMF meetings like this….
I bought a cool book on the streets today for 100bob. Simply because the title made me laugh. Its called “Captain Underpants and the Invasion of The Incredibly Naughty Cafeteria Ladies From Outer Space (and the Subsequent Assault of The Equally Evil Lunchroom Zombie Nerds)”. ‘Captain Underpants’? How wonderfully mad!