40 plus "Fear Of ‘s" You will Find Hilarious. (HUMOUR)

#Fear of has been a trending topic on social media for some time now. The extent to which Kenyan go to crack a rib is simply amazing. Below are some of the creative #fear ofs, lifted from twitter.

Fear of dry skin – Nifear

Licking honey – Chofear chofear

Alcohol  – Phobeer

Sugar  – Dufear

Gunshots  – Fear tua

Hats  – Kofear

Bottled Juice  –  Afear

Baby girls  – So fear

Catholic Priests  –  mufear (Kikuyu)

Shoes  –  Fear tu

Self Employment  – Fear shara

Chips  – Fear zi

Eating  – Fear kula

Another Country  – Ethiofear

High Places  –  Atmos fear

Olivia Otieno  – Olifear

Sony Flat Screens –  Bra fear

Italians  – Mafear

Political Parties  – Fear ma

Prolonged Erection  – Fear gra

Avocado  Makoro fear

Kibaki’s Insults  – Mafearkuku

Hard Situations – Fearm (fiam)

Staying Put  – Inter fear

Thinking – Philosofear

Stories  – Fear-y-tale

Jealousy  – En fears

Matatu Fare Hikes  – Bus fear

Good Manners  – beha fear

Washing Utensils  – Fear mbo

loose Change  – Ro fear (kikuyu)

Mayhem  – Fearsco

Getting Engaged  – Fear-ncée”

Reducing  – Fifear

Nets  – Fear ndarua

Suspecting  – Ho fear

Falling in love  – kukufear

Kogallo  – Gor ma fear

writing letters instead of words  – Abre fear it

Sudoku  – Tri fear

Mudavadi  – Mudafeardi

Skyscrapers  – Goro fear
Stomach upset  – Kuthe-fear

Circles  – Sfear
Cowardice  – Confeardence

© tweeps