The Rise and Rise Of Mathare University Of Insane Creativity.

June 6, 2012
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Every post receives hundreds of likes and comments.

Kenyans on Facebook are always ready to share some of their light moments. It is no wonder that some of the most liked Kenyan Facebook pages are comedy based. Mathare university of Insane Creativity leads the pack. It is fast approaching 100,000 likes from just 50,000 at the beginning of the year. The reason being the consistency of its administrator in providing hilarious jokes. Every post receives hundreds of likes and comments.The following are some of the classics from Muic’s Facebook page.
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Juzi Kibaki,Moi &Raila were kidnaped. They were taken 2 a town they dint knw. Kila mtu akaambiwa’ aende anunue matunda 10 ama auliwe. Moi alikuwa wa 1st kufika na machungwa 10. Kumbe ilikuwa unawekwa hayo matunda kwa matako ama uuliwe. Moi aliwekwa 3 ya nne akaanza kulia. Raila alikuwa wa pili kufika na grapes kumi. Kwa sababu zilikuwa ndogo aliwekwa kwa urahisi lakini alipofikisha ya tisa, alicheka, zikatoka zote. Akaulizwa mbona amecheka na alikuwa karibu kumaliza? Raila akamjibu “Nimeona Kibaki akibeba watermelon kumi”…hehehe.
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Obama came to Kenya for an official OIL visit. While here, he was discussing with Kibaki one day on a balcony at State House. Suddenly, KPLC took light all over Nairobi .

Obama provoked! He turned to Kibaki and said: “I thought you people were making progress in this country,now that you have oil, how come you still have power cuts? This is a big disgrace!”

Kibaki was ashamed and angry, but coul dn’t say anything. He just kept fuming throughout the rest of Obama’s visit as Lucy Fired Murungaru-Minister for Energy…via Sms.

Six months later, Kibaki went to Washington to see Obama .

After their discussion, in the Evening they went to the White House balcony to have some drinks and discuss. While they where there, Kibaki looked around the city and was surprised to see an area that was dark: there was a power cut in that part of town. Kibaki was happy!

He shouted to Obama: “You came to my country and insulted me on our power system, see your own now? You people also have electricity shortage here in Washington ! Shame on you!! pumbavuu” Kibaki was very happy!

Obama frowned, looked at the area very well, called one aide to ask him where that area was. The aide whispered in Obama ‘s ear, and Obama burst into laughter. He was laughing so hard that tears started rolling down his cheeks.

Kibaki was puzzled. He asked Obama : “Are you okay?” Obama finally managed to stop laughing long enough to pointed to the dark area and say:

“That’s the Kenyan Embassy!!!!”

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boy : “Hi”
Girl : “Hi”
boy : “Did you eat?”
girl : “Did you eat?”
boy : “Are you copying me?”
girl : “Are you copying me?”
boy : “I love you!”
girl : “Yeah, I ate already..” xD
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A man went for his hair-cut in a
salon,there he saw a pretty lady
sitting patiently in the shop.

Suddenly the man turned to the
… lady and said ‘woman,you’re so
pretty,can we meet later today?
The woman replied; i’m married.

MAN: And so,you can just tell your
husband you’re going to the
hospital to visit a friend,and from
there..

WOMAN : tell him
yourself,he’s the one shaving your hair….  

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