The Best Valentines Day Joke Ever.

February 6, 2012
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It was another year of the annual women’s conference hosted in London,UK. It was time for selected women to give a report of the previous year’s conference. An American woman was first to go.

“When we met here last year, we resolved that we would give our husbands a piece of our minds as their valentine gift, so when I went back to America, I told my husband that I would no longer wash his laundry. On the first day, I saw nothing, on the second day, I saw nothing. On the third day, he not only washed his laundry but also mine and the kid’s.” (the other women clapped and applauded)

Next was a German woman.

“Last year we agreed to give our husbands a piece of our minds as their valentine gift, so on valentine’s eve, I told my husband that I would no longer do his shopping. On the first day, I saw nothing, On the second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, he not only did his shopping but also mine and the kid’s. (the other women clapped and applauded)

Next was the Kenyan woman.

“Last year we agreed to give our husbands a piece of our minds as their valentine’s gift, so on valentine’s day, I told my husband that I would no longer cook his food. On the first day, I saw nothing, on the second day I saw nothing, but on the third day, I could see a little bit from my left eye.

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