Ken on 31st Dec

A couple in Italy is filing for divorce. This is no ordinary couple as they have been married for the last 77 years. The 99 year old man has decided to divorce her 96 year old wife after discovering that she had committed adultery in the 1940s. The marriage is said to have been very rocky for the past 10 years and the discovery by the man presented...

Ken on 30th Dec

A man in Pennsylvania, hired two prostitutes for $500 anticipating a wonderful threesome. Unfortunately, Jerry Streng ,63, was only allowed to sit at the edge of the bed as he watched the three have mad sex. The hookers refused to refund the money and Jerry had no option but to report them to authorities. Police arrested the prostitutes but also put...

Ken on 30th Dec

iphone 4s main selling point has been the wonder that is Siri and so you will forgive a small boy who puts siri to the test on a demo phone in a mall. Charlie Le Quesne was trying out the iPhone 4S at a Tesco store when he asked it “How many people are there in the world?” Siri did not have kind words for Charlie though, as it told him,...

Ken on 29th Dec

This is a collection of hilarious newspaper classified ads.. ...

Ken on 27th Dec

Police in Pittsburgh refused to like a photo of a man on Facebook. Isaiah Cutler, 18, posted a picture of him and his loot on the social networking site. Police say Cutler and two other accomplices stole more than $8,000 worth of cash, cigarettes and candy from a business.One hour later, the dumb kid posted a picture of him and the loot on Facebook...

Ken on 27th Dec

A Zimbabwean man was reportedly having marital problems when he decided to escape to a hotel room. Titus Ncube, a father of three, decided to have a quickie and called a prostitute hotline. Minutes later, his 20 year old daughter arrived. The girl quickly ran out crying, leaving his father who had by then collapsed. After the incident, his daughter...

Ken on 24th Dec

A man who is currently serving a sentence of 11 years is suing a couple he at one time held hostage, for failure to  respect an oral contract they had made with him. Jesse Dimmick  burst into the home of Jared and Lindsay in Topeka 2 years ago as he was fleeing from authorities. He reportedly negotiated an exit strategy with the couple where the...

Ken on 23rd Dec

Dopp and his daughters after winning the Lamborghini Just imagine winning a $380,000 car and not having to enjoy it for more than a day. A truck driver in Santa quin, Utah, was one lucky fellow when he won a brand new 640 horse power Lamborghini, in a contest at a convenience store. The luck however ended there as six hours later, he crashed...

Ken on 21st Dec

Two men in their late 20s allegedly stole DVDs and computer games from a store in Madison before driving off in their escape car. Throughout their escape in the car, they laughed and joked at how they had gotten away so easy and also discussed which was the best place to sell their loot. Finally they settled on a certain video store and decided to...

Ken on 17th Dec

A 39 year old woman talked for more than half a day non stop while on a train from Oakland, California, to Salem, Oregon. The telephone conversation which was reported to be loud, disturbed other passengers and several attempts by the passengers and the train staff requesting her to cut shot the conversation fell on deaf ears. Despite the train company...

Ken on 17th Dec

Facebook is threatening to sue Mark Zuckerberg. Yes, you read right, Mark Zuckerberg. An Israeli entrepreneur  recently changed his name from Rotem Guez to “Mark Zuckerberg.” Guez now Zuckerberg launched a ‘like store’ that sold Facebook “likes” to companies, a violation of the social networking site’s policies....

Ken on 16th Dec

A mother in Albany New York was arrested for tattooing her 9 month old child after been reported by her babysitter. The mother who is a strip dancer allegedly gave her tattoo artist boyfriend the green light to tattoo the baby after coming home drunk. ...

Ken on 15th Dec

Photoshop has widespread functionality and one picture has been making rounds on the internet showing another version of president Kibaki. Comedian Churchill has even shared it on his Facebook page. Here is the source of the pimped up Kibaki. ...

Ken on 15th Dec

A dog in Florida was forced to vomit by its owners after it ate an envelope containing $ 1,000. The owner had left the envelope on a counter before leaving the house only to find pieces of $100 bills scattered on the floor. He then gave the dog some contortion that made it throw up and out came more pieces of the money. He sent the money to  the...

Ken on 12th Dec

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Ken on 09th Dec

1.  Wife & HusbandWife:   How have you managed to get home so early today???Husband:   My boss lost temper with me and shouted….. “Go to Hell”.  So I came home. 2.  Black Guy & a White Girl A Black Guy and a White Girl met at a nightclub. She took him to her apartment and said…..  Tie me to the bed and do what...