First it was businessman Chris Kirubi, Safaricom CEO Bob Collymore then followed, now another Kenyan has refused to meet Obama… it seems this is the in-thing. Last night, Tusker Project Fame no nonsense judge Ian Mbugua updated this on his Facebook page. Due to a rather heavy work I, too, will not be meeting with president Obama in Dar Some...
In today’s Daily Nation cartoon, Gado illustrates the treatment the three African presidents of the countries Obama is visiting will be subjected to. Secret Service will take over issues and though this may be an exaggeration, some senior people in government will definitely go through this. © nairobiwire.comFollow @nairobiwire ...
H0RNY Kiambu Man Caught Doing it With Cow.. Now Kenyans Attack People of Kiambu ‘COWNTY’ – Hilarious
Last night in the news, a Kiambu man was beaten mercilessly by residents after he was caught having s*x with pregnant cow. This morning, Kenyans have taken to social media, their target being Kiambu people. Some comments are funny, some disgusting and others just dirty. Here are some of the interesting ones. There’s beef in Kiambu! Residents...
The whole of yesterday and today, Artcaffe – one of Nairobi’s high end coffee and bakery outlet, has been trending on social media.It started when someone posted on Facebook that his brother had been arrested for trying to buy too many croissants, yet he was black. Most of the social media ‘bigwigs’ took up the matter, and...
For the past two days, Kenyans on Twitter have turned their attention to a group of people considered irritating by many – The GNLD guys.Those who live in cities and towns across Kenya have probably encountered some of these hawkers and salesmen…ooh wait, I understand they’ve even gone to the grassroots.Basically, you are promised...
We now know that Obama will never visit Kenya as president, but the reasons will always be a matter of speculation. Here’s what Kenyans on Twitter think might be the reason Obama has snubbed Kenya. #WhyObamaWillSkipKenya He won’t get per diems. No one gets allowances when going home.#whyobamawillskipkenya coz our prezzo got more mulla,...
#OCCUPY PARLIAMENT is on, and it’s not stopping until the MPs realize who put them there. Yesterday, activists took protests to a whole new level, after blocking Parliament’s gate with bloody pigs. This is symbolic to the MPs greed, which has landed them the term MPIGs. The man leading the efforts, Mithika Linturi, was fortunate to have...
By ERIC LUNGAIA matatu driver and his conductor incurred a huge loss when all the passengers they were ferrying alighted before paying when their pleas to switch off loud music fell on deaf ears. The irked passengers walked out of the matatu in protest when the driver refused to lower the volume of the loud music. “If only Kenyans would pull...
Last week the nation was shocked by bestiality allegations against 11 Mombasa based students. Apparently, a white man was paying the girls to film pornography with a dog. Kenyans on social media are always fast to see the light side of any situation, as explained by this dog memes. © nairobiwire.com Follow @nairobiwire ...
HIGHWAY SCHOOL, P.O BOX private bag, Narobi. Today. Dear baba, His Exalensy the commander in chief of the defens foses, CBS, EGH, TWEET, REPORT CARD, KUSEMA NA KUTENDA, STATE HOUSE, GRASS TO GRACER, MUMBASA, DIGITAL…i hope you are doing orait. baba, i am okey. my parents are also orait in Nyamthoi village. but father i have a few issus. One,...
Luo Men Luo men are said to be romantic lovers and big spenders when they have the money. Whether it’s shopping in Dubai, being taken to posh restaurants or flying you off to some exciting location, the man to give you a good time is a Luo man. Women are unanimous that these men from the lake will treat a lady Like a queen, but only as...
Things that a Kao [Kamba] can’t say properly 1. Video _ Findeo2. Juu _ Yu3. Organ _ Hongan4. Degree _ Ndinglee5. Australopithecus _ Aunzstilalo… Asii weee!6. Circumnavigate _ Circaminvestingate7. Zero tolerance _ Nzilo tolelance8. Juxtaposition _ Njankson.. Nakuu wee!9. Homo Sapien _ Homo nzapen10. Jurisdiction _ Njulisndi…. Asssii...
It’s Friday and it only means one thing, we have a collection of the best photos this past week. It’s surprising that even at this point in time, the laptops are continuing to wreak havoc. Then we have a brilliant plan for Kenya Airways’ reduced profits.Ladies and gentlemen, photos of the week. © nairobiwire.comFollow...