By now, we have all come to accept that Kenyans on Twitter take no prisoners when they set out to have a laugh out of someone else’s misfortune.

The rather excitable Kenyan Twitter users were at it once again on Monday and Tuesday as they trolled a popular user, Billy@Crazy_Nairobian, for having a tiled table. Yup, you read that right…a table made of floor tiles. Bourgeois people will call it marbled but we all know a tile when we see one.

It all started when @Crazy_Nairobian inadvertently exposed his now-iconic table as he bragged about his cooking prowess.

Users were quick to point out the table that looked like a floor forcing Billy to tweet more pictures confirming that his table is tiled.

“Wale wanadhani nakulia kwa floor… Smh… Meza ni ya tiles bana,” he tweeted.


Then came the ever-mischievous Kenyans on Twitter with their savage commentary about the table that has left Twitterati in stitches.

We have sampled those reactions below.