It is almost that time of February once again and fellas are already coming up with ways to avoid treating their other halfs on Valentine’s Day.
For some guys, breaking up with their girlfriends before the day is a feasible option. And you wonder why our Kenyan women swoon over West African men?
But that’s besides the point. On a lighter note, guys on twitter were discussing some of the popular break up lines to use before Valentine’s Day.
We have sampled the hilarious ideas below
#PreValsDayBreakupLines am talking to you and you are busy breathing? are you being disrespectful. It’s over
— Pauline Mueni (@paulin_peter) February 2, 2016
#PreValsDayBreakupLines
Girl: hey boo
Guy: boo? U calling me boo? Soon it will be moo…a cow…it’s over
— ♚danny™♚ (@dannygh_) February 1, 2016
Girl: baby, 14th is Val’s Day
Guy: are you saying I’m a forgetful person? Such disrespect…it’s over
— ♚danny™♚ (@dannygh_) February 1, 2016
Why were you smiling in you dreams are you cheating on me with the man of your dreams Oya it’s over #PreValsDayBreakupLines
— Man Of Selfie (@YahBoiSelfie) February 2, 2016
#PreValsDayBreakupLines
Gal: morning honey.?
Boy: You calling my mom a bee?? I dont want to see you again.. ?— Amor (@mongooseamos) February 2, 2016
Why are you watching Discovery Channel?! Wanna discover new ways to leave me?? … It’s Over!
#PreValsDayBreakupLines
— ★ Alekhey ★ (@AlexDinDuke) February 2, 2016
#PreValsDayBreakupLines It’s so unfortunate, my boss is fighting my happiness….He’s insisted I must be at work on February 14th
— Freelance Journalist (@Felixobuya) February 2, 2016
#PreValsDayBreakupLines Who changed my FIFA settings? We cant live like these anymore
— Earl Koholic (@iamsymonsezz) February 2, 2016
#PreValsDayBreakupLines
Boy: swtrt i sent you 5k via mpesa..
Gal: sijapata baib
Boy: What now!!mmmh?? you callin me a liar.its over— Amor (@mongooseamos) February 2, 2016
#PreValsDayBreakupLines my whatsapp texts to you turn blue very fast… You must be stalkin me..
— Despicable Me BRIAN (@Reloadedbrian) February 2, 2016
#PreValsDayBreakupLines
Her:Valentines is here finally, I’m in love?? Him:Who is he?! Say no more, it’s OVER!
Her: pic.twitter.com/dJRgc6AlpZ— Simon (@WilfredSimonJr) February 2, 2016
Her: Valentines is coming babe
Me: Who is he to you does he pay rent are you cheating? #PreValsDayBreakupLines
— Man Of Selfie (@YahBoiSelfie) February 2, 2016
Babe i have seen the light;the next sunday 14/02/16 i will be fully engaged in casting out demons 0900hrs-2100hrs.#prevalsdaybreakuplines
— Count Olaf (@Olaf_Ke) February 2, 2016
#PreValsDayBreakupLines babe do u remember that space u were asking for??? I believe this is the best time..just take your time ???
— brathe (@JBethoo) February 2, 2016
#PreValsDayBreakupLines… Its an upgrade?? pic.twitter.com/jJQlxK3c89
— D.W.A mitch (@neuromichie) February 2, 2016
You used Nivea for your body,you think I ain’t know how those hoes pop up from no where in the Ads? It’s over! #PreValsDayBreakupLines
— MOet. (@Mo_AF_) February 2, 2016
Me : Bae you flirting with @SafaricomLtd mkiitana dear , we are so done #PreValsDayBreakupLines
— ChristAddict (@RichardRikiriki) February 2, 2016
Bae; I want something with a lot of diamonds for val
Me; Gets her Playlist of diamonds songs #PreValsDayBreakupLines pic.twitter.com/cy1wK8DYEr
— Quacker™ (@ItsDzombo) February 2, 2016
Why have you started wearing spectacles? Are you seeing someone else? #PreValsDayBreakupLines
— The Rose Macharia (@itsrosemacharia) February 2, 2016
So now you’re drinking coke that has another man’s name on it, its over. #PreValsDayBreakupLines
— Steve Gachau (@stevegachau) February 2, 2016
This is the best so far #PreValsDayBreakupLines cc #prevalsbreakuplines pic.twitter.com/mNDsNwcbSw
— Patrick Mwaniki (@MwangiPat) February 2, 2016
#PreValsDayBreakupLines you didn’t snore last night,you have really changed. i don’t trust you
— Yanto Foxx (@BobiAnthony) February 2, 2016
Him: Bae lets visit the zoo this weekend?
Me: did you say zoo? Clearly you want to see your ex again.. Its over #PreValsDayBreakupLines
— Thigh Land (@That254Chiq) February 2, 2016
Her:hello handsome
me:hello legsome.
Her:nkt
Me:i thought we were playing body parts game plus some on them. #PreValsDayBreakupLines
— sam the vocalist (@sirme_stephens) February 2, 2016
Girl: What’s up for valentine’s?
Guy: pic.twitter.com/V2Q6hJ0bOw
— Santy (@KelSantz) February 2, 2016
#PreValsDayBreakupLines ??? pic.twitter.com/2WAR8FFRXx
— D.W.A mitch (@neuromichie) February 2, 2016
#PreValsDayBreakupLines Job done pic.twitter.com/J88hdKhLV1
— Jackson Arunga (@JacksonArunga) February 2, 2016
I asked you ‘Ebu nione kidole’ and you showed me the wrong one! It’s over. #PreValsDayBreakupLines pic.twitter.com/e1wpT7bw9Y
— Daniel T. arap Moi (@PresidentMoi_KE) February 2, 2016
Some translations to some of the words you will get #PreValsDayBreakupLines @fb pic.twitter.com/90JSm4VF3Q
— Patrick Mwaniki (@MwangiPat) February 2, 2016
Boy oh boy,continue participating in #PreValsDayBreakupLines lakini ujue One doesn’t simply break up with me. NEVER pic.twitter.com/voEexrgRXH
— Rachel njonjo (@Raeljohnns) February 2, 2016
“@SymRob: Hun,how come u av neva told me I’m magnetic?Today,chics were all over me like #PreValsDayBreakupLines pic.twitter.com/BCZDooU2TL“
— The Sheriff (@Maxi_Wachira) February 2, 2016
