Pornhub Buys New Laptop for Fan Who Smashed Computer To Stop Mum From Catching Him

April 17, 2015

poA man who smashed his computer to conceal the pornography he was watching from his mother is being sent a new laptop by an adult entertainment website.
The randy teenager – who has been named only as Denzel – tweeted his tragic tale,featuring a picture of the smashed laptop with the caption: “Mum was walking up the stairs and Pornhub decided to freeze, I had no other choice”.
His porn-watching days are not over however, thanks to the website which saw his story and decided to cheer him up.
Vice President Corey Price of Pornhub said: “We got wind of what happened to Denzel and his laptop over the last few days, and realise that this is a common, yet tragic modern day mis-FAP of the average Pornhub fan.

“We appreciate Denzel’s loyalty, as well as his clear sense of judgment in picking our site as a digital destination for some adult oriented R&R.
“As a result, we would like to send him a brand new laptop alongside some awesome Pornhub swag to use for his continued pleasure.”

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