A man who smashed his computer to conceal the pornography he was watching from his mother is being sent a new laptop by an adult entertainment website.
The randy teenager – who has been named only as Denzel – tweeted his tragic tale,featuring a picture of the smashed laptop with the caption: “Mum was walking up the stairs and Pornhub decided to freeze, I had no other choice”.
His porn-watching days are not over however, thanks to the website which saw his story and decided to cheer him up.
Vice President Corey Price of Pornhub said: “We got wind of what happened to Denzel and his laptop over the last few days, and realise that this is a common, yet tragic modern day mis-FAP of the average Pornhub fan.
.@DenzelMichaelUK we heard about ur recent tragedy, so we’re snding u a brand new pc for being a loyal fan chk it out pic.twitter.com/09oQ10NUN0
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) April 14, 2015
“We appreciate Denzel’s loyalty, as well as his clear sense of judgment in picking our site as a digital destination for some adult oriented R&R.
“As a result, we would like to send him a brand new laptop alongside some awesome Pornhub swag to use for his continued pleasure.”