Teacher:”Who is the President of Kenya?”
Children:“Raila Odinga”
Teacher:“Correct, and the Minister of Defence?”
Children:” Anyang’ Nyong’o”
Teacher:“Correct. What is the capital city of Kenya?”
Children:“kisumu”
Teacher:“Very good, and who composed the National Anthem?”
Children:“Size 8”
Teacher:“Excellent. What do you call people from Moscow?”
Children:“Mosquitoes.”
Teacher:“Perfect. How much is 2 + 5?”
Children:“25.”
Teacher:“That’s great, you’re going to be stupid like this until your government increases my salary!”
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